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11-10-2010, 02:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 17, 2010
Location: DFW, Texas
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I am really pissed.
OK, Taking a deep breath before I start. Calming myself down, trying to be calm....
Ok
What is the problem with you women? I want one thing and cannot get it. Don't want to shove anything up your asses, Don't want to give you a golden shower. Don't even need to tie you up or beat you. Just one little thing.
I want my toes sucked. What is the f'ing problem here? My feet are clean, well manacured. Toes are the correct shape and size. No toe jam. They even smell nice. I change my socks at least twice a week even if they don't need it.
But when I asked to get them sucked? What happens? Women go off the edge! Calling me a perv, throwing things at me, Calling their men folks in to rough me up! What is the problem? Not asking you to have sex with my toes, though from what I hear, my big toe is bigger than alot of the penises out there.
No, I just want a little toe loving. BB of course. Geez, what has a guy got to do to get a little relief? Is it really that bad to pull my toes and suck them a bit? Its not like you can get pergo or catch something. (As far as I know).
A man has needs you know. I can go into any bar in town and get my toes sucked if I get some woman drunk. But I thought you girls were pros. I want someone who knows what they are doing, not some drunk bimbo who does not have any idea whats in her mouth.
What has a man got to do to get a little toe sucking loving around here?
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11-10-2010, 02:36 PM
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Best body rub specialist
User ID: 1584
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Lol....thought he was serious
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11-10-2010, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
Location: Fort Worth
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Show us a pic, Bubba!!
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11-10-2010, 02:43 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: DFW
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Bubba,
I love sucking toes. Unfortunately, they must not be hairy and cannot, under any circumstances, lead up to a penis.
My apologies.
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11-10-2010, 02:54 PM
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Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
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Desperation will get you nowhere... or is it everywhere? Sheesh I can never remember how that goes.
Please tell us how this turns out. I'm pulling for you to get some PM offers.
On a lighter note, I agree with you that you do have to watch out for those lying "stippers".
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My #2 Rule: Almost everthing stippers and providers tell me are lies. I just choose to believe some lies and ignore the others.
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11-10-2010, 02:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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I'll suck your toes for a couple Ben's...Hell, I'll even rub my ballz on em too, all inclusive.
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11-10-2010, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Jun 17, 2010
Location: DFW, Texas
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How could any woman say no to this toe? Unless they are concerned once they have my toe no other toe will do? Ah the curse of having large body parts :-( First my dick is too big, now my toe. :-(
Damn, My toe is too big to upload. AHHHHHH. When will this end?????? The madness is closing in!!!
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11-10-2010, 03:05 PM
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Just a girl in the world.
User ID: 444
Join Date: Apr 1, 2009
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Round the world and home again
That's the sailor's way
Faster faster, faster faster
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a–blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a–glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing.
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11-10-2010, 03:13 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by ~Ze~
Round the world and home again
That's the sailor's way
Faster faster, faster faster
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a–blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a–glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing.
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Ah, the old Toe Song. Been awhile.
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11-10-2010, 03:16 PM
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Only a "smidge" off topic......
for some reason this old joke comes to mind......
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne
and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked,"Ewww
- what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
Why are your feet so gross?"
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked. "No, tolio. The disease only
affected my toes."
The bride was satisfied with this explanation, and they continued
undressing. When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again
wrinkled up her nose. "What's wrong with your knees?"
she asked. "They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the undressing
continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess... Smallcox?"
-PT-
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11-10-2010, 03:25 PM
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11-10-2010, 03:38 PM
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11-10-2010, 03:46 PM
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Join Date: Nov 20, 2009
Location: Ft. Worth, TX
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Hey Bubba, If you are serious PM me, I know just the provider for you. I just dont want to give the name in the thread.
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11-10-2010, 03:51 PM
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ROFLMAO!!! Bubba, hopefully you only have two of the three afflictions!!!
-PT- (all in good fun)
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11-10-2010, 09:58 PM
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Got ya!!!!!!
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Lol....thought he was serious
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