can you hold my penis?????????????

[DallasRain]

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says "Hey, can you give me a hand?". Though he feels uncomfortable, he agrees to help. He unzips the man's pants, takes a deep breath, and reaches in and takes out his penis, which he is horrified to discover is all green and moldy. Imagining the bonus he will get come judgment day, he continues to hold the man's moldy unit as he urinates, gives it a shake, and zips it back up in his pants.

"Hey, thanks a lot man." The man says

"No problem. But there is one thing I have to know, what is wrong with your Johnson?"

Then the man pulls his arms out into his sleeves and says "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

[Ivy Chick]

HAHA...I have such bad visions in my head now!!!

[Beau Derierre]

TFF!

[caramelqtee mila]

Lmao Dallas you just cracked me up!!!

[Guest071217-1]

Doc: So let me get this straight, you have a burning sensation when you urinate?
Eddie: No Doc, there is fire shooting out my dick!!!

Reminded me of Eddie Murphy Raw.

[DallasRain]

when i read that joke..i spit pepsi all over my keyboard...lol

[jhndsi]

Lol, good one!