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sky_wire · 10-14-2010, 05:02 PM

Years ago when I was but a young lad, an old timer said to me: "Boy, there is no such thing as an ugly woman." Now that I’m getting on in years, balding and sporting ample belt cleavage, I fully appreciate that old timer’s wisdom.

You youngin's get as much of it while you can. You might pass for handsome today, but that's gonna end sooner than you think. I promise you.

Tony Patella · 10-14-2010, 05:13 PM

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You youngin's get as much of it while you can. You might pass for handsome today, but that's gonna end sooner than you think. I promise you.

What about us poor stiffs who were never handsome as young bucks, and it's only gotten worse? Talk about the old double whammy!

TP

Mister Tudball · 10-14-2010, 05:34 PM

I can basically find something beautiful about and in every woman.

But I did, years ago, have a relationship with an Indonesian woman whose physically appearance was nothing like the type I'm normally attracted to. I still don't know how to explain it. We just had an amazing sexual chemistry and would shag like minks whenever and wherever we could. As time wore on, she became the psycho bitch from hell, but that's a whole different story.

huck finn · 10-14-2010, 05:41 PM

[quote=sky_wire;667418]Years ago when I was but a young lad, an old timer said to me: "Boy, there is no such thing as an ugly woman." Now that I’m getting on in years, balding and sporting ample belt cleavage, I fully appreciate that old timer’s wisdom.

I guess this pretty much sums it up. None of them are ugly, they are all just pretty in different ways.

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Originally Posted by Tony Patella

What about us poor stiffs who were never handsome as young bucks, and it's only gotten worse? Talk about the old double whammy!

TP

There was a time that I was considered good-looking, but I wouldn't think so now-a-days, expect for the fact that the k-girls always tell me I'm handsome. And I know that they would never lie to me.

Guest030617 · 10-14-2010, 05:52 PM

I know you guys are gonna think im full of shit but i really love someones inside more than the outside.

Just look at my sperm donor - 6'9, one eye(lost in in combat), 300, and is just ugly as hell, but he had a heart of gold....at first..lol

bigbobftworth · 10-14-2010, 05:59 PM

No wonder I cant find the right woman to settle down with I am too good looking.

dodger · 10-14-2010, 06:21 PM

No.

PapaBear · 10-14-2010, 07:21 PM

BDS, see never stop amazing me with these post, im perfect for ya.

Nitwitboy · 10-14-2010, 07:33 PM

I think Julia Stiles is hot as hell and all my friends think I am strange.

guest070311-3 · 10-14-2010, 08:08 PM

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I think Julia Stiles is hot as hell and all my friends think I am strange.

Well, then I'm a Strange Ranger myself, cuz I also think she is smoking hot.

Jules Jaguar · 10-14-2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nitwitboy

I think Julia Stiles is hot as hell and all my friends think I am strange.

she is hot they are crazy

Nitwitboy · 10-14-2010, 09:06 PM

that is what I thought. Thanks for the assurance. Three guy friends and an ex think she is ugly.

guest070311-3 · 10-14-2010, 10:08 PM

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that is what I thought. Thanks for the assurance. Three guy friends and an ex think she is ugly.

They all need to get in a car together and go straight to the opthamolgist and have their prescriptions checked.

Gonzo DFW · 10-15-2010, 07:48 AM

And yes, there's something to pheromones! Smell, and I don't mean bodily fluids or Clinique, are a big factor in attraction.

Poppa_Viagra · 10-15-2010, 08:15 AM

Julia? I bet the top of her head is be-u-ti-ful.