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Guest083011 · 10-13-2010, 10:18 AM

ROTFLMAO. Ya coulda warned us, though.

My eyes are hurting.

ObyDATY · 10-13-2010, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

BTW, I don't believe a poor/mediocre session can be solely blamed on the hobbyist, but I do believe it can solely be blamed on the escort.

I would have to disagree, if you are seeing a respected, well reviewed provider. If you are seeing a BP girl, good luck.

The hobbyist has just as much responsibility in making a session good as does the provider. Make sure you pick the right woman for your needs, be prepared, don't expect a somewhat submissive provider to take control, don't expect a GFE to turn into a PSE. Don't just lay there and expect her to know what you want and do all the work.

Create a rapport, don't be afraid to ask for what you want, give and take and go with the flow.

Artie Lange · 10-13-2010, 04:23 PM

Ymmv does not exist. However ymwv does.

My Lips to James Brown's ears.

Alex Lieberman · 10-13-2010, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ObyDATY

I would have to disagree, if you are seeing a respected, well reviewed provider. If you are seeing a BP girl, good luck.

The hobbyist has just as much responsibility in making a session good as does the provider. Make sure you pick the right woman for your needs, be prepared, don't expect a somewhat submissive provider to take control, don't expect a GFE to turn into a PSE. Don't just lay there and expect her to know what you want and do all the work.

Create a rapport, don't be afraid to ask for what you want, give and take and go with the flow.

I just had an appointment where I had to stop and ask "why did you come and see me?" He looked at me dumbfounded and then said "you're not into a little PSE now and then?" I simply said no when I really wanted to respond no asshole I don't like having my head shoved or my face slapped with your penis. He ended up jerking himself off becuause he said if it wasn't a little rough or he couldn't humiliate me slightly he wasn't into it. READ THE REVIEWS PEOPLE. I'm sure it will make it into my blog.

Guest050715-1 · 10-13-2010, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Lieberman

I just had an appointment where I had to stop and ask "why did you come and see me?" He looked at me dumbfounded and then said "you're not into a little PSE now and then?" I simply said no when I really wanted to respond no asshole I don't like having my head shoved or my face slapped with your penis. He ended up jerking himself off becuause he said if it wasn't a little rough or he couldn't humiliate me slightly he wasn't into it. READ THE REVIEWS PEOPLE. I'm sure it will make it into my blog.

Although I’ve not had this particular experience, I find what’s fun with one person either isn’t necessarily fun with someone else. I have one friend that I have the w.i.l.d.e.s.t. RW sex with. You know the kind where all the accoutrements are ordered on the internet and then show up in brown, non-descript boxes that are charged to a credit card discretely. Other gentlemen may or may not be into the more exotic side of life, but I’d never know because we didn’t have that chemistry. It’s just another version of ymmv.

charlestudor2005 · 10-13-2010, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cpi3000

You are a blowhard, Charles.

DAYUM!!!! You took that pic when you had your session with me, and I asked you not to post it.

Everyone, cpi doesn't keep his word...here is the evidence.

Guest030911 · 10-14-2010, 02:06 AM

Nice parry, Charles. You should really thrust more..

I dunno what was wrong with me this morning. Went off on a couple of people. Right messages today, but delivery was extra brutal. My bad.

Buy a few beers and put it on my tab, please. But you can buy your own damn lap dances.

burkalini · 10-14-2010, 02:35 AM

Lots of funny stuff here.The bottom line is. It's never the same. Even with your SO if you have one it's different in quality all the time. You have to just make it as good as possible by being clear what you desire, be clean, be respectful, If you want to shove her head down on your cock you better be sure she's up for that. On the flip side expect the samething from your provider also. If she's crappy to you show her the door and ask for your money back( good luck with that by the way lol) By all means make her cum first and you will have a better ride for sure.

charlestudor2005 · 10-14-2010, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by cpi3000

Nice parry, Charles. You should really thrust more..

**Takes a bow** **considers thrusting more a good goal, thanks**

cpi, thanks for the post.

guest031413 · 10-19-2010, 05:51 PM

Ok, I might regret putting my thoughts into the fray, but I'm going to.
As someone who had a guy get mad at her because she wouldn't let him touch her butt after he bit her...the bottom line is that if a session is going to be out of this world, a basic level of respect has to be met, at least for me. That said, I don't have to like you to find ways to show a good time...but it certainly helps!
I'm here to satisfy my friends in a safe, sane way that feels good for BOTH of us. I realize that many might think that even interjecting myself may seem out of place, but the acts engaged in are between two people with me being a part of that twosome. I'm definitely going to talk to you, find out what your boundaries are and respect them. Why not do the same on your end? A happy provider= a happy client and vice versa!
I've never purposely given anyone a bad session, nor would I. I have experienced a few here and there, where we just didn't click. It happens. It wasn't anyone's fault..