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burkalini · 10-08-2010, 06:42 PM

As a hobbyist every now an then I run into a provider with less than desired hygeine. I am sure you providers have that happen also. I believe its common sense and courtesy to be as clean as possible when meeting someone for a behind closed door session. I try to be as nice as possible when I run into it but I bring it up for sure when it happens. How as hobbyist and providers do you handle it when it happens to you?

Fast Gunn · 10-08-2010, 07:07 PM

There is no easy way to convey information to people that should be obvious without even stating it.

The problem is that many people labor under misconceptions and inflict themselves on others.

For example, it should be self-evident that people should bathe every day, but some people do not and I do not understand why that is except that they hold some extremely wrong beliefs.

I remember listening to an NPR program once about famous world leaders in history and some of their beliefs. They all had their peculiar weird beliefs. Hitler was an evil genius who despised the Jews as we all know. Stalin was a murderous egomaniac, but one particular leader struck me as especially strange even within such deranged company.

I remember that Chairman Mao proudly stated that he did not bathe.

They had actors reading the written words of the leaders from their books and letters and he said that with a gleeful tone in his voice.

He said that he washed himself with the vaginal juices of the women he slept with!

Damn! It still makes me cringe at the thought of hanging around someone like that!

Tiffany Cums · 10-08-2010, 07:12 PM

OK this is how I handle this, and this is true whether I am with a male or female partner.

Usually bigger individuals sweat more between their legs. I do not want to sound mean, but this is true. I always go to the sink, and grab a clean wash cloth....get it soapy, run it over my face, and take it with me to the bed....as I start my way down I pause just before and say something like 'Oh no...you're a little sweaty down here baby....let me wash you off....' and my wash cloth is already there on hand! No big deal, and they are usually just like 'ohhh...ok....cool.' and they think nothing of it.

Other then that, I really do not run into poor hygeine...and for the bigger people, they can actually just got done with a shower before arriving, but it doesn't take much to sweat in that area.

Breath....I have had some that arrives with bad breath, i usually have at least breath spray/mints on hand and after the greeting kiss, I will grab my spray and say 'Oh, sorry....i must taste like coffee' and I spray, immediatly offering them one too by saying 'here!' and I spray it for them, or popping the mint in their mouth for them. Get the kissing in there as much as I can before the freshness wears off! lol

charlestudor2005 · 10-08-2010, 07:22 PM

Tiff--

Ur smoothe, as always.

anova444 · 10-08-2010, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

OK this is how I handle this, and this is true whether I am with a male or female partner.

Breath....I have had some that arrives with bad breath, i usually have at least breath spray/mints on hand and after the greeting kiss, I will grab my spray and say 'Oh, sorry....i must taste like coffee' and I spray, immediatly offering them one too by saying 'here!' and I spray it for them, or popping the mint in their mouth for them. Get the kissing in there as much as I can before the freshness wears off! lol

LOL, you rock.

Tiffany Cums · 10-08-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by anova444

LOL, you rock.

Yes, I rock....will you be my lil' rocket?

burkalini · 10-08-2010, 11:11 PM

Tiffany you can always be a politician after you retire from the business lol

TheDogger · 10-08-2010, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by anova444

LOL, you rock.

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Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

Yes, I rock....will you be my lil' rocket?

Or both of you mine?

Tiffany Cums · 10-08-2010, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDogger

Or both of you mine?

No way! Not after you fucked that poor cat!

anova444 · 10-09-2010, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

Yes, I rock....will you be my lil' rocket?

Yes m'am!

anova444 · 10-09-2010, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

No way! Not after you fucked that poor cat!

anita · 10-09-2010, 01:31 AM

Well, I will tell the client to take a shower with me, I will gently kiss his lips so he feels relaxed instead of embarassed.

burkalini · 10-09-2010, 01:47 AM

Ok guys how would you tell a provider that her goodies smell. Would you stop the session and quit or figure out someway to get her to clean up. It kinda kills the mood for me so I think it would be done there

anita · 10-09-2010, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by burkalini

Ok guys how would you tell a provider that her goodies smell. Would you stop the session and quit or figure out someway to get her to clean up. It kinda kills the mood for me so I think it would be done there

Ask her to take a shower. Or tell her you like the sessions better when the girl is freshly showered

. But "maybe" she has an infection, "maybe" it is not because she is dirty.

lisa.lisa0302 · 10-09-2010, 02:36 AM

I ask the client to jump in the shower with me. Sometimes I get a soapy wash clothe and go to town. It was a really hot summer this year. Most clients were pretty cool with getting a quick wash down.

I thank my lucky stars a client has not told me I was stinky. Mostly because Im fresh out the shower when they walk in the door, giving them a wet hug.