What would yours say ? lol

[KohanaKoa]

Hello ladies... My name is Koa, and I wanna make all your fantasies come true!!!! If your looking for a hot & wild time then you have found the right guy. I offer a no rush service and 100% satisfaction, you WILL come back for more. So if you want to release some energy or gain some relaxation I'm your man, I'm only a call away so what are you waiting for??????Call Me!!! Koa 214-555-6969

50/40/48 Natural{WOW} ((TIGHT Body & GREAT Ass!!)) !!REAL PICS-NO GIMMICKS!!

[JohnJohn]

Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

An ad that will catch my eye would be:

Stamina for hours and I proudly take the blue pill.....I offer unlimited mustache rides. Weeeeee!

My upper lip is smooth and bare and I can last for hours WITHOUT taking a pill. As long as you don't need the mustache, I'll let you ride to your heart's content! I guarantee you'll quit before I do.

Lisa.Lisa, PM me whenever you feel in need

[lisa.lisa0302]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Be careful I may just take you up on that.

[Jack Daniels]

Do you feel stressed? Do your neck and back hurt from carrying around your breasts? Are your feet tired after a long day? Do you often wish for relief?

Available now and for an unlimited time - full body massage up to and including L3 with a happy ending guaranteed or your money back! Outcall is available at no extra charge.

Don't spend another day in pain - relief is just a phone call away!

"If you don't come, I'm not done"

[TexasT]

PARK YOUR TAIL, YOU'VE FOUND THE GRAIL!

Ladies, are you in need of some serious attention? Do you seek strong hands and knowing fingers that seek out your pain and put it on the A-Train to the coast?

IT'S T TIME!!

No lifting, no bending--just a warm Happy Ending. I'm willing and able, once you're on my table. I'm a handsome go-getter that will leave you much wetter. You've made it through the worst part of your day, now get ready for the best.

FBSM with all the trimmings--250 jock straps. Includes bottomless wine glass, scented candles, your choice of music, heated table and it just gets better from there. PM me for the juicy bits.

"AT T'S HOUSE OF PLEASURE, WE'RE HERE TO ROCK--NOT WATCH THE CLOCK!"

[Guest122610]

I am the man of your dreams. I love long walks on the beach, international travel, shopping at the most trendy stores, cuddling, telling you that you are the greatest woman on the earth, and meeting your family.

Our BCD time will be customized to meet your needs. My cock is adjustable to fit your desire. I can make it adjust from 3" to 15" in a matter of seconds. I can fake orgasms on your queue.

I see all races, even though I am not the quickest. YMwillV, based on looks and connection.

My pics are up to date and accurate (not of me, but..). Do not call me and use vulgar language, (unless you are hot and can back it up).

[Kaci Snow]

LOL awsome !!! Keep them comming ! Its great !

[rex4998]

"OK, it's me AGAIN. Come see me for faux GFE. I know you ladies in Dallas don't like me, but I thought I'd advertise AGAIN on ECCIE (even though you don't like me). Come see me because I really need the money.

$$$ for 30 min, $$$$ for 1 hr"

[Iaintliein]

The art of conversation. . . is knowing how to listen. Come tell me of your needs as you look into eyes that hold you tightly in their embrace, and feel my voice surround you like a warm soft blanket.

When the time is right, and the mood has risen, know what it is to be devoured by the King of Beasts.

[anova444]

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Do you feel stressed? Do your neck and back hurt from carrying around your breasts? Are your feet tired after a long day? Do you often wish for relief?

Available now and for an unlimited time - full body massage up to and including L3 with a happy ending guaranteed or your money back! Outcall is available at no extra charge.

Don't spend another day in pain - relief is just a phone call away!

"If you don't come, I'm not done"

Ladies he also offers an excellent PSE and DATY/O

[PODarkness]

Foot rubs with every session, no extra charge.

I clean houses on out call!

After You see me? You'll punch your SO the next time you see them.

As Seen On TV!

I can tell you what will happen next week on your favorite soap opera.

I don't own a clock or watch. You tell me what time it is.

Vocal chords removed, for your pleasure.

27"! (LxWxH)

[steverino50]

He inspires orgasms in others just by thinking about them..
He doesn’t need another M for a MFM double.
His tongue is insured by Lloyds of London. They pay HIM the premiums.
He can take you to France, Italy, Russia or Greece without leaving the room.
He can dine anywhere.
He is, the most interesting man in the world.

[Mr Punn]

Originally Posted by steverino50

He inspires orgasms in others just by thinking about them..
He doesn’t need another M for a MFM double.
His tongue is insured by Lloyds of London. They pay HIM the premiums.
He can take you to France, Italy, Russia or Greece without leaving the room.
He can dine anywhere.
He is, the most interesting man in the world.

LoL good one....

I dont always blow my load but when in do I prefer CIA...

[Mariah Moore]

I am literally sitting laughing my butt off!!! You guys are pretty creative.

[Poppa_Viagra]

$100 HHR. Short and to the point.