What not to name your Dog
Everybody who has dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I chose to name mine Sex.
Now Sex has been very embarassing to me. When I went to the vet to renew his license, I told the receptionist I would like to have a license for Sex. She said "I'd like to have one too." But then I said, "but this is a dog." She said she didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. Ive had Sex since I was nine years old." She said I must have been quite a kid!
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my waife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk, said "Me, too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold my own tickets. But you don't understand, I said. I had hoped to have Sex on TV. He called me a show off.
Whem my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, Your Honor, "I had Sex before I married." The judge said, "Me too." When I told him that after I was married Sex left me, he said "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 AM. I said, "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up next week.
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