Slap Your Mamma, Cheaters Never Prosper

[onehitwonder]

Hey Brookie-for-hire!

Here it is, my chance! Finally an opportunity!
Now where'd I put that resume?


LD! Good Mornin' SweetPea!

[Brooke Wilde]

Cooking with Brooke - Lesson # 2


Instead of eating your TV dinner in the plastic tray in came in, put it on a plate. See how nice this Stoffers stuffed green pepper’s and corn looks?

Please come back tomorrow for cooking lesson # 3 from chef Brooke.

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

What the...? Brooke, I know that you'd like us to repair your errors when we quote you....and believe me, I would if I could....But Baby, not even God could repair that Mac-n_Cheese abortion you've got going on there.
WTF?


That's prolly what TMFT's spunck looks like...all old and chunky ...Bleahh!

Everybody will remember this too! Watch, the next time you're about to eat some Mac-N-Cheese, you'll thinck of TMFT's spunck. It's gonna' happen too. Just watch...


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Just making sure no one missed that.

[onehitwonder]

Please believe I'm still tryin' to get the visual outta my head!!

And did you notice my job opp? I'm so stoked!! Just thinck....me workin' with cheese.............

[Brooke Wilde]

Originally Posted by onehitwonder

Please believe I'm still tryin' to get the visual outta my head!!

And did you notice my job opp? I'm so stoked!! Just thinck....me workin' with cheese.............

This place? That would be awesome. We could use your employee discount and bring LD here for her birthday!

[onehitwonder]

Now THERES AN IDEA!!

Good lookin' out Brooke!

[Brooke Wilde]

When you apply ... use me as your ex-employer. I'll tell them how great you were and I'll make sure to e-mail them pictures of the mac & chesse you made when you worked for me.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Good mornin ya'll.. I'm still a lil sleepy lol

[Brooke Wilde]

Good morning! I have to clean my turtle tank and oh my god does it suck. These turtles are so dirty.

The water is so cloudy now ... I need to clean it and get it looking like this again ....

[Brooke Wilde]

I was just re-browsing this thread and this picture is so funny it deserves a re-post!

Originally Posted by babydollsnow

now thats a ride.....lol

[onehitwonder]

Nothin' like a good solid recommendation! Appreciate your williness to 'co-sign' for me.

G' Mornin' sunshine!

[ThatManFromTexas]

Quote:
Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

What the...? Brooke, I know that you'd like us to repair your errors when we quote you....and believe me, I would if I could....But Baby, not even God could repair that Mac-n_Cheese abortion you've got going on there.
WTF?


That's prolly what TMFT's spunck looks like...all old and chunky ...Bleahh!

Everybody will remember this too! Watch, the next time you're about to eat some Mac-N-Cheese, you'll thinck of TMFT's spunck. It's gonna' happen too. Just watch...

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Just making sure no one missed that.

I remind a lot of people of very old cheese... don't know if it's the texture or the smell...

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Cute turtles.

lol.. I was rereading through this thread.. starting at the part when we started showing our looniness.. and it is fuckin classic.. what's your favorite post/ pic in this thread? I'ma find mine

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by Brooke Wild

Good morning! I have to clean my turtle tank and oh my god does it suck. These turtles are so dirty.

The water is so cloudy now ... I need to clean it and get it looking like this again ....

Just so you know.... some turtles can breathe underwater through their butts ... for real....

[onehitwonder]

Dude! You need to put the remote down.............please step away from the remote.....................

TMFT You are a mess!!!