Went to a club, met a new girl. We played for awhile and lets just say she could not talk for a little bit.
Got home, when to the bathroom, look down, and my johnson is covered with glitter!!!
Shit!!!!!! This stuff does not come off easy either! Man, my luck this wil be the one night in the quarter the wife wants sex!!. So I get him all cleaned up, big sigh of relief and go about my business.
Get ready for bed, go the the john again, and look down... MORE F***ing GLITTER!!!, I guess some of it had come off on the inside of my underwear. Was able to get cleaned up, again. Damn...
Now, my nightmare is getting a dance froma stripper with spray-on tan, wearing body glitter and lipstick, and wearing a heavy perfume.