A philosophical question...

[john_galt]

What would you do with yourself or to others if the following was true; you cannot be killed. You are NOT super anything but somehow death used your page to roll a joint and doesn't know you exist.

You can be overpowered, you can be wounded (and you will feel every bit of pain), you can be dismembered (and given time everything will reattach to complete functionalitiy), you can be burned (in few days you will recover), but you cannot be killed.

[royamcr]

Do you grow old, and does your pecker always work like it should?

[john_galt]

Who are pretty much in the same physical condition that you are in now. If you need viagra now then sorry...

[CuteOldGuy]

Like Painkiller Jane? Man, Kristanna Loken is hot!

[john_galt]

Actually I was thinking about Casca Rufio Longinus.

[Bartman1963]

I'd kill Glenn Beck. Likewise Laura Ingraham, Anne Coulter, Tucker Carlson, Roger Ailes, most of the idiots on FOX news, everyone in or responsible for "Vanilla Sky", Ralph Nader, Osama Bin Laden, the leaders of the Taliban, any Fuckhead who shows up at a Presidential function with a firearm who isn't Secret Service, on duty military or police. There's a start.
And then I'd bareback fuck Heather Graham.

[BottomlessFilth]

Originally Posted by Bartman1963

....everyone in or responsible for "Vanilla Sky",....

I am NO Tom Cruise fan by any means. Actually I hate most, if not all, of his movies. BUT....I thought Vanilla Sky was a great movie. Kind of along the same lines as another great movie whose main character I really don't like too much either...Butterfly Effect.

Who would want to live forever, at least in this world LOL? I think that would eventually drive you batty...kind of like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day LOL.

QUOTE 1:
Phil Connors: Excuse me, where is everybody going?
Fan on Street: To Gobbler's Knob. It's Groundhog Day.
Phil Connors: It's still just once a year, isn't it?

QUOTE 2:
Phil: You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

[sipapi]

The good thing is that when people play the game Kill,Marry, Fuck, at least you know you won't be the Kill, which is usually what I get pegged at.

[john_galt]

Bartman, you don't think you won't be pulled down by secret servicemen and dropped in a hole somewhere? Remember, no super powers. Just what you already are... Chuck Norris maybe?

[Guest052813-01]

I guess I'd work in a logging job until a group of men who knew my powers forced me to have the hardest metal known to man injected and fused to my bones then I'd take revenge against the one person who I thought killed my girlfriend until it was revealed that she was still alive and that she was part of the plot to take some of my blood to create a super soldier who has many powers of others and it was up to me and the person who I thought killed my girlfriend to stop him until the evil colonel shot me I the head with a bullet to make me lose my memory and forced me to live in the Canadian wilderness making money fighting in a cage until a girl who I thought was too young (but later found out she's got a great rack and likes to fuck when she got a boyfriend who's a vampire) but caused me to have an accident with my truck when I was found by a strange bald man in a wheelchair who could read my mind and I found myself battling a guy who could control me because of the metal on my bones and then re-battled the colonel who put the metal in my bones and caused my new girlfriend to get her mind whacked because I thought she drowned then had to battle her with a blue guy who sounds like Sideshow Bob and had to kill her.....

Oh, wait. That's been done. (With apologies to Stan Lee and Jack Kirby).

[lacrew_2000]

Highlander.

[Cheaper2buyit]

to be honest I"d do nothing good but bareback ever slut I can in every country like all the 3rd world ones then come home & show my so what fun I have with pics & video's my god how much sex I can get with $200 like 75 girls or more.

[Bartman1963]

Not Chuck Noris. Jason Statham. Don't forget, living long enough to watch the jail turn to dust while I lift weights and kill the other inmates doesn't sound half bad either. Wonder who I'd make my bitch.

[dirty dog]

Bart, you havin a tough week man, if your going to wac people, PM me and I can give you some tips which might keep you out of the pokey, remember no body, no crime LOL.

[Gryphon]

Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

to be honest I"d do nothing good but bareback ever slut I can in every country like all the 3rd world ones then come home & show my so what fun I have with pics & video's my god how much sex I can get with $200 like 75 girls or more.

If I'm translating from the Cheaper correctly, I can't think of a better way to use such a gift.