stupid things dancers say

[Guest030911]

My favorite stripper line:

"I would never do this with anyone else but you, but I usually get $500."

[Victoria of Houston]

A client of mine once told me a hilarious story. The long and short of it is basically he and some co-workers ended up at a strip club, and his friends ending up paying like over a grand that night just on dances and drinks, that's it! I told him, "You should go back and tell your friends, for a tenth of that I actually got some good action!"

Strip clubs in general are a rip off.

[ThatManFromTexas]

Originally Posted by Victoria of Houston

A client of mine once told me a hilarious story. The long and short of it is basically he and some co-workers ended up at a strip club, and his friends ending up paying like over a grand that night just on dances and drinks, that's it! I told him, "You should go back and tell your friends, for a tenth of that I actually got some good action!"

Strip clubs in general are a rip off.

Strip Clubs are like ordering appetizers when you're not sure what you're hungry for... but you don't want to sit down to a full course dinner... so you sample a lot of strange things ...

[Victoria of Houston]

Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas

Strip Clubs are like ordering appetizers when you're not sure what you're hungry for... but you don't want to sit down to a full course dinner... so you sample a lot of strange things ...

I've always said I was a meat an' potatoes kinda girl.

[John_TX]

Originally Posted by DaChef

Who did you see at XTC?

A***e. great looks. mechanical...you can tell she is there for the $. i know all of them are, but she lets you know she's all business. plenty of others there to choose from.