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08-14-2010, 07:42 AM
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Unfuckwithable
Join Date: Dec 29, 2009
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{So the broom and the mop was a good idea then, huh? }
Heya' Brooke, since you're in such a useful mood, how'z about offering this poor lost soul some good old fashioned advice. Sounds like he could sure it. Your minions thanck you.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=85566
How To Survive A Shark Attack
3: Swim with fat people.
Try to surround yourself with more appetizing companions. If you know them well, you might even try to switch their suntan lotion with A-1 Steak Sauce. This will definitely improve your odds.
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08-14-2010, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: May 17, 2010
Location: mesquite tx
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Hey now! Watch that fat folks stuff! If I could get paid like I weighed we'd both be rich!
Remember that hostess cupcake commercial? CREAM FILLIN'? When the fat girl is on the intertube and has the sqiggley lines on her bathing suit and the shark goes after her cause she looks like a cupcake? And shouts CREAM FILLIN'!! Dude I gotta ease up on the coffee..............
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08-14-2010, 08:43 AM
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#1113
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G'nite, Baby-Daddy
Ginite Brookie-Doodle
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08-14-2010, 09:16 AM
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#1114
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Join Date: Jan 8, 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
{So the broom and the mop was a good idea then, huh? }
Heya' Brooke, since you're in such a useful mood, how'z about offering this poor lost soul some good old fashioned advice. Sounds like he could sure it. Your minions thanck you.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=85566
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Yeah, I was reading this last night... some people do it to themselves..
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08-14-2010, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Jan 29, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Look how long it has kept TMFT around! 
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Th reason I am still around ... I am waiting for you run an "Old Guys free if they can pop within the session time limit"... special... 
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08-14-2010, 10:42 AM
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#1116
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Join Date: Jan 6, 2010
Location: texas
Posts: 1,030
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Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Look ... my ass is grumpy because I have not had anything up it in over a week! Maybe if someone shoved their dick up my ass, I might loosen up a bit! 
I'm just say'in! |
ThreADS shouldn't be counted as posts...We can't "up our count" when you "up" yourself!! Or would that be when we "up" YOUR...nevermind!
BTW...where's the pic for THIS post?? 
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08-14-2010, 11:58 AM
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#1117
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Join Date: Mar 26, 2009
Location: HTown
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
Look ... my ass is grumpy because I have not had anything up it in over a week! Maybe if someone shoved their dick up my ass, I might loosen up a bit!
I'm just say'in! |
Brooke - you know what an accommodating gentleman I can be.....and how I am always available to help damsels in distress. Just Say'n Babe....Just Say'n.
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08-14-2010, 01:09 PM
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Unfuckwithable
Join Date: Dec 29, 2009
Location: Tx. Hill Country
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Originally Posted by CivilBarrister
Brooke - you know what an accommodating gentleman I can be.....and how I am always available to help damsels in distress. Just Say'n Babe....Just Say'n.
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Begin Translation ....
Please Wait.......
Translation Complete.
"Brooke, I'll get all up in that bitch. Holla' atcha' boi", CivilBarrister.
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08-14-2010, 08:34 PM
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#1119
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 4781
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: Private Incall ~ Westchase/Memorial/Energy Corridor
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SofaKingFun
Begin Translation ....
Please Wait.......
Translation Complete.
"Brooke, I'll get all up in that bitch. Holla' atcha' boi", CivilBarrister.
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A gangster w/ a law degree? Now that is fucking scary! 
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08-14-2010, 10:25 PM
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Join Date: Jan 25, 2010
Location: The rising sun
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you cant have a whole page with no pics.
A bacon rose for the ladies
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08-14-2010, 10:41 PM
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#1121
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User ID: 4781
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
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That's discusting! And is that a bacon and egg necklace to the right of those ... uhhh ... errr .... flowers?
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08-14-2010, 10:54 PM
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#1122
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 29, 2010
Location: Houston
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
That's discusting! And is that a bacon and egg necklace to the right of those ... uhhh ... errr .... flowers?
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Did someone say Bacon...
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08-14-2010, 10:58 PM
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#1123
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TMFT - Increasing your post count by posting pictures which you have already posted just got you 20 points buddy.
Snuggle-Snuggle in bed with your points tonight.
Sincerely,
BW-Your friendly-wanna-be-mod
*points are subject to removal if you post NICE, HAPPY pictures of guinea pigs*
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08-14-2010, 11:05 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 29, 2010
Location: Houston
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brooke Wild
TMFT - Increasing your post count by posting pictures which you have already posted just got you 20 points buddy.
Snuggle-Snuggle in bed with your points tonight.
Sincerely,
BW-Your friendly-wanna-be-mod
*points are subject to removal if you post NICE, HAPPY pictures of guinea pigs*
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Ahem... they have bacon at Subway... 
I have to pin my name and address to my shirt when I go outside... and you give me grief for not remembering if I have posted a pic before, c'mon ... I go to a bar ... I have to ask ... "Do I come here often?" ... When I call a provider ... I have to ask her... "Have you seen me before?"
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08-15-2010, 12:27 AM
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User ID: 4781
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
Ahem... they have bacon at Subway... |
I'm glad my name is tied to Subway and not McDonalds. Dear god I cant imagine the fat jokes I would hear. lol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
I have to pin my name and address to my shirt when I go outside... and you give me grief for not remembering if I have posted a pic before, c'mon ... I go to a bar ... I have to ask ... "Do I come here often?" ... When I call a provider ... I have to ask her... "Have you seen me before?" |
Points removed for being hilarious.
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