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sirliamscross · 07-07-2010, 11:49 PM

OK, I have been seeing some providers who post what I call "pucker pics". Does anyone think those pics look good? I laugh because sometimes the "pucker face" is combined with it's good friend the "peace sign"... Ugh...

Am I just getting old? Does anyone else but me laugh at the way these pics look?

Please tell me I am not the only one who has noticed...

aRandyOne · 07-08-2010, 12:13 AM

Well thank goodness, somebody else thinks that this just looks like a duck face. Wanna look stupid? Pucker up.
I don't think that some of these girls realize that what works on MySpace and Facebook is going to appeal to an older guy that has what they need: Cash & time.
Consider your target market, ladies...dress like what WE want (and grow back a bush if you want to stand out from the crowd) Look like the women that imprinted on us in the dark ages - Marilyn Monroe never puckered like that. (and she had a bush)

sirliamscross · 07-08-2010, 12:18 AM

OK - kind of agree but I can't endorse the bush thing...

I think a smooth shave is nice - extra nice...

But back to the "pucker face"...

OK - stepping into DANGEROUS territory here... Does anyone else think that it make the face look fat?

OH HELL - HERE COMES THE VERBAL BARRAGE

(I am ducked down under my desk ready for the nuclear attack)

stevesanderson · 07-08-2010, 12:31 AM

Apparently we are not alone..found this on the web. I do not believe they are referring to prostitutes when they say "whores"..I think they mean "cam whores".

sirliamscross · 07-08-2010, 12:54 AM

can't find the post you are referring to on 4chan.org...

Link?

SirThomasTew · 07-08-2010, 01:03 AM

In the television world it's called "bitter beer face" although I did tell one little filly her pucker face should come with a hook to look more realistic.
Gang signs in photos turn me off more than puckering.
One lass referred to it as her "putrid blowjob face" - hot days, motorcycles, and a long ride to the incall do not mix well.

QueenSophie · 07-08-2010, 01:12 AM

Go back and look at ANY pics of the chic who took down Elliot Spitzer. She's ALL about the "pucker face". Gheeez...

I think its supposed to make you look like you have pouty lips....wtf ever!

sirliamscross · 07-08-2010, 01:13 AM

"Putrid Blowjob Face"

WTF? I don't even know where to start...

!!Sexy Erotic Morgan · 07-08-2010, 01:18 AM

I have checked out providers in Dallas and providers in other cities and I have to say it seems like the girls here put way less effort into their photos. It is really annoying to a provider who takes time to get professional pics.

We get out of this business what we put into it. Investment is the difference between an escort and a hooker.

Fiero · 07-08-2010, 07:51 AM

I will never hear the Lady Gaga song again without thinking. P-p-p-Pucker Face.

We must stamp out "bring back bush" talk whenever it begins to grow

(pun intended and apologized for)

Lauren Lane · 07-08-2010, 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fiero

We must stamp out "bring back bush" talk whenever it begins to grow

(pun intended and apologized for)

LMAO! That was a good early morning chuckle for me

krusty · 07-08-2010, 08:21 AM

http://antiduckface.com/

Jasser · 07-08-2010, 09:11 AM

Age has nothing to do with it, the duckface pics are very annoying. Also, if you are a guy and you take a picture performing the duckface pose, you are a Certified Douchebag with Premium Access to all douchebaggery.

TheGiftedOne · 07-08-2010, 09:14 AM

I must agree. I guess I am getting old and cranky, but I have less tolerance for "silly" crap and a pucker face just looks silly...

Since I'm on my soap box, what's up with all the stupid behavior lately? She borrowed money and didn't pay me back...He didn't pay me a cancellation fee...Should I get involved with him/her on a personal level?...Guys "managing" girls....Does she have a pimp?...He/she is stalking me....the list goes on.

We could make a soap opera out this stuff. Call it "Days of Our Idiots"...

PL · 07-08-2010, 10:40 AM

You think its bad here, go to a dating site. Fucking ridiculous 40+ year old bitches posing with their teenage daughters and everyone is sucking the cheeks in and flashing Cryp & Blood signs....

I think it starts with models who suck the cheeks in to look thinner. Dumb bitches anyway you stack them.

Oh, and another thing. If you are a woman on a dating site, don't go posting pics with your hot 17 year old daughter and you. You don't stack up well with the young hottie. I don't go posing at the beach next to Zach Efron either.