Hooker VS Hobbyist.....Is this about right?

[ElisabethWhispers]

Marcus, you're fine. I just hope that Mr. 'Hasn't Done It' is enjoying my mood. After all, that's what females here are for.

Fucking entertainment.

Elisabeth

[..]

Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Just use your imagination.

What a prick. Happy?

At least my theory of technique, if I have one, is very far from original;nor is it complicated. I can express it in fifteen words by quoting The Eternal Question And Answer of burlesk,viz. "Would you hit a woman with a child? -- No, I'd hit her with a brick." Like the burlesk comedian, I am abnormally fond of that precision which creates movement.

(e.e. cummings)

[LAVixian]

Originally Posted by Fancyinheels

I saw him last week. LAVixian gave him a reference. I'm sending him to Elizabeth next week.

Lol, yeah, ain't he just wonderful?

[LAVixian]

Originally Posted by Woody of TX

Fancy you beat me to it, I was going to send him to LaVixian, she will straighten him out!

Send him on over woody.... me, dallas rain, shelby sinfull and MrGiz will tag team his ass!

[pjorourke]

Methinks Elizabeth and Mr. Virgin have some history.

[garlandBone]

I thought the cartoon was hilarious.

Now I wish someone would do a cartoon depicting the other side.
Hobbyist vs hooker:
The guy shows up to discover she looks nothing like her photos. She doesn't perform the services she advertised on her menu. She upsells the one's she does. she rushes him out before his time is up. when he gets home, he discovers that his wallet has been picked. The follwing day, he wakes up with a strange blemmish on his penis.

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by garlandBone

I thought the cartoon was hilarious.

Now I wish someone would do a cartoon depicting the other side.
Hobbyist vs hooker:
The guy shows up to discover she looks nothing like her photos. She doesn't perform the services she advertised on her menu. She upsells the one's she does. she rushes him out before his time is up. when he gets home, he discovers that his wallet has been picked. The follwing day, he wakes up with a strange blemmish on his penis.

You ought to start it with some woman sitting at the computer writing her ad, "Yeah, let's see. let's try this one: 5'10" 125lb buxom blond, natural 36d-24-34, 22 years of age. PhD from exceptional university and member of 2008 US Olympic team. Amazing flexibility. Photos taken (from internet) yesterday. Flawless skin. Non-smoker."

Well that ought to do it, cough, cough...

[LuckyNatalia]

lmao!!!

[LynetteMarie]

OMGosh I got a kick out of both of them! I have a very light hearted sense of humour so I didn't find anything offensive in either. Bwahaha when she asks him for money and says, "I just need a couple of hundred. Unless you have more."

However, what I find most entertaining are the voices. The lack of emotion cracks me up. And the backgrounds...the first one took place in a dorm room LOL. And here I thought my movies at DVolver were good!

[Mr.Virgin]

Originally Posted by pjorourke

Methinks Elizabeth and Mr. Virgin have some history.

A history of about six days and a many posts!

I stumbled across a board during my research for a trip to Vegas next week and decided to post the cartoon on there. I then discovered it on here and decided to post something about it.

I didn't think my responses to Elisabeth's post were offensive nor were they intended to be. For some reason she started calling me a prick, twit and a show off.


Be honest Elizabeth, for a Mr. 'Hasn't Done It', as you say, it does show a fair bit of insight.






.....Mr Virgin goes for cover under the desk.

[9pinBowler]

[RunSilent RunDeep]

Originally Posted by LynetteMarie

OMGosh I got a kick out of both of them! I have a very light hearted sense of humour so I didn't find anything offensive in either. Bwahaha when she asks him for money and says, "I just need a couple of hundred. Unless you have more."

However, what I find most entertaining are the voices. The lack of emotion cracks me up. And the backgrounds...the first one took place in a dorm room LOL. And here I thought my movies at DVolver were good!

Not bad, not bad at all! On those two skits, though, it sounded (to me) like the dialogue was computer-generated -- built from individual syllables, like some automated phone messages are built.

Which didn't detract from them. I too laughed at them both, recognizing the cliches that each relied upon. Even if no one actually made these inappropriate requests, they're among the requests I'm sure we all dread hearing -- and the snarky responses are the ones I'm sure we would all like to give, if we could.