Whats not so great about Carl?

[Carl]

Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29

He moans too loud when he's behind the glory hole.

First, I'm not vocal enough, then I moan too loud. Next thing you know someone will complain that I'm inconsistent.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Maxeen Monroe

He offered to show me what they do in band camp with flutes.

The offer still stands....

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Big Jake

I still don't like him.

But you don't like anybody unless they're a tranny or a goat. I'm in pretty good company.

[Artie Lange]

Originally Posted by Carl

First, I'm not vocal enough, then I moan too loud. Next thing you know someone will complain that I'm inconsistent.

I thinck she is saying you bother the customers.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn

I still cant find his dick...........

Originally Posted by CupOfJava

Well we all know Carl
He doesn’t complain or snarl
About having a short stub
He does get it rubb’d
In the tub, and even in the pub
But now it’s all gnarled!

Gnarled like a tree root. But that means vikki-lynn might be able to make a few bucks from a chef if she locates truffles while she's looking for it.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Big Jake

I thinck she is saying you bother the customers.

Yeah, but do I do that on a consistent basis?

And I'm still waiting for my cut of the $$$$. Nobody likes getting stiffed that way.

[dammit]

I will have to admit, Carl is nothing if not a good sport about all this

[VictoriaLyn]

Originally Posted by Carl

Gnarled like a tree root. But that means vikki-lynn might be able to make a few bucks from a chef if she locates truffles while she's looking for it.

In that case let the search continue.....

[Liketobelicked]

Not knowing Carl, I personally couldn't say, but just off the top of my brain here are some words that seem to fit that might also help Sophia get ready for that bloody GRE.

Solipsistic, anserine, duncical, gormless, sycophantic, unctuous, microphallisitic, chorizoito.

I hope this helps....


Although Carl does seem to like Tea at any rate. Can't be all bad.

[Carl]

Microphallisitic isn't a word. The appropriate descriptive term is microphallic. And chorizoito also isn't a word. The appropriate Spanish diminutive form of chorizo is chorizito.

You may be doing Sophia more harm than good if you're tutoring her.

[Ebony Jasmine Love Austin]

He can't eat pussy.
He never makes me laugh.
He's an ass to his mom.
He cums in like, 2 seconds. (but you never know where its coming from)
He thinks he knows all about reggae and ska and blah blah blah!
MY CLIT (when im not aroused) IS BIGGER THAN HIS "DICK"
He once asked tried me to act like his 6th grade flute tutor?

But he did buy me a Rolex....

Wait. Today is opposite day right?

[Carl]

If it was opposite day, you would have said that I had small tits. Nice try, though.

[PeAcH]

I immediately though of Carl's Jr.

and the green burrito!



Damn it, now I'm hungry.




Now all we need are one of those cat "hay guyz wutz goin on in dis thread?" can has cheeseburger pictures.

[Carl]

[Guest092810]

Not much to read here on eccie tonight, but dear lord this is funny....

Carl, what hast thou done to warrant such abuse?

Oh, maybe that's what you are into. Is that the point?