Bobby's Unfortunate Birthday Strip Club Visit
Bobby works hard at the plant, so he tries to unwind by spending two nights each week
bowling and plays golf every Saturday. (At least that's what he told his wife.)
She thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday
his wife takes him to a local strip club.
The Bouncer at the door greets them and says, "Hey, Bob! How ya
doin?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Bobby. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bobby if he'd like his usual
and brings over a Bud Light. His wife is becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Bud Light?"
"I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always
have a Bud Light at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Bobby, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
"Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
His wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Bobby follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
Then he tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have
mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every
4- letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says:
"Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time!"
Seems it just wasn't Bob's lucky day.
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Bob wanted to get caught.
