So I had an interesting conversation at cocktail hour today...

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

Oh Becky...if we're listening...there's other motivations.

She's talking about her recent trip to California Wine Country and we're thinking:

"I wonder what kind of underwear she has on?"
"Maybe she's not wearing any?"
"She looks like the gal at the office in HR that filed the harassment complaint against me. Damn, never mess with those broads in HR."
"Anybody seen a score on the Braves game?"
"Is it too soon to ask her back to my place to sample a special vintage I have?" (believe me this bottle is ready to be uncorked)

And if she says no...well...

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

I don't worry about it...I pay for it (in more ways than one). Just happen to be in a wasteland at the moment. But, never fear. My money and the next provider will meet eventually. BTW, I'm a lousy bar conversationalist. I'm as alone on a barstool as I am sitting in my hotel room.

Charles, as several of the ladies have suggested, you ought to give it a shot.

When I was staying in hotels 3 or 4 nights a week some of my best scores were in hotel lounges. Lot of lovely, lonely lady travelers that are as interested in some NSA action as you are & even if you don't bed them you are refining your "game" for next time. It has to be better than watching Law & Order reruns in the room.

[oden]

Green camouflage; conservative utilitarian wear: orange; a fashion statement.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by atlcomedy

Becky & Ans...I just want to thank you for turning my serious thread about running into a real-life anti-human trafficking zealot into a whimsical discussion about your dogs and squirrels: question:

I could tell you were being serious when you started this thread. I really do apologize for the thread being hijacked.

We have both been pretty silly these last few days. There wasn't anything going on, so Becky and I starting playing amongst ourselves. Sorry for the lack of consideration. By the way you forgot to mention Tots and Tiaras. So let's put this thread on track.

[Rudyard K]

Originally Posted by Ansley

There wasn't anything going on, so Becky and I starting playing amongst ourselves.

You could probably sell tickets to that.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

You could probably sell tickets to that.

What, playing dress up with our dogs? By the way take a look at what Edward won last night. Becky was too modest to mention it.

[Katy Alexander]

Originally Posted by Ansley

What, playing dress up with our dogs? By the way take a look at what Edward won last night. Becky was too modest to mention it.

Yes, Edward won The Grand supreme tiara for his age group last night .Of course he had little competition the rest of the dogs all looked like squirrels.

I also want to apologize for sending yet another thread off the rails. You see I never really got over the fact that you guys turned my masturbation thread into a thread about health care reform.So now whenever I have too much free time on my hands I like to come on here to throw perfectly innocent posts off track. Now I have no idea what Ansley's agenda is,but I think you should all be very nervous at this point.

[Guest050715-1]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

Oh Becky...if we're listening...there's other motivations.

Ya'll are actually listening?

[Tiffany Cums]

What dog show? Did I miss it? And who is Edward?

What's this thread about again??

[charlestudor2005]

Originally Posted by Becky

Now if you still want to stay in your room TLC is having another Toddlers, and tiaras marathon tonight.It's your choice Charles, A pretty girl at a bar, or alone in your hotel room watching a tot in a crown

Unfortunately, I don't have the TLC channel. However, I'm not sure I'm up for a Jon Benet clone. Too depressing.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

What's this thread about again??

Atlcomedy sexual prowess

[charlestudor2005]

I betcha he bags this chick.

Yeah, and without an envelope. Unfortunately, for me to succeed, and envelope must be involved.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

Yeah, and without an envelope. .

You hear that atl? You have two votes says ya chitty chitty bang bang this world saving chickadee.


Trafficking in the US usually means some girl gets arrested doing some job she hates....hell that could apply to 80% of the population. That number will rise to 95% is Arizonia has its way and throws out all the Mexicans!

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by WTF

Trafficking in the US usually means some girl gets arrested doing some job she hates

I am so glad that there are people out there that don't feel the same way as you do.

[John Bull]

Whadiyasay? Whaadiyasay?