Welcome to ECCIE - Sign up today!

catnipdipper · 06-03-2010, 10:18 AM

I would find a 1965 GTO Convertible. Have a Rotisserie done and completely resto modded with ALL modern updates to running gear and comfort. Recarro's maybe too.

Then I would chase anything open wheel at tracks all over the country. No wings unless there was nothing else to watch.

Stay in cheap motels with Jasmines, Barbis, Kellys, or who would actually care?

Have you got a daydream to share?

Cat

vitokc · 06-03-2010, 11:33 AM

Plenty, I still want to live out the pool boy, pizza deliveryman, limo driver,
stranded on a island with Amazon (actually any size) women, and hitchhiker dreams. There are more I am sure.

Omahan · 06-03-2010, 11:44 AM

I would bang every girl in high school that turned me on but I was too chicken to ask out.

BiggestBest · 06-03-2010, 12:34 PM

Finding a lady who delivers everything implied in her ad (at the rate listed).

Allie_Kat · 06-03-2010, 12:39 PM

A booking with Brad Pitt or Sam Worthington.
Yum.

catnipdipper · 06-03-2010, 01:41 PM

Omahan for clarification would they look like what they did back then, or as they are now.

If current you might just attend your next reunion and pick a few widows off.

Gryphon · 06-03-2010, 02:56 PM

Taking the months of September & October off and renting house on a hillside in the Napa valley--that's harvest time and the smell of ripe grapes on the vines permeates the whole region. Accompanied by two or three of my favorite ladies, I spend two months tooling around in a convertible seeking out small wineries, attending harvest parties, picnicking in the back yard, and soaking out the alcohol in the volcanic mud baths of Calistoga.

Omahan · 06-03-2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

Omahan for clarification would they look like what they did back then, or as they are now.

If current you might just attend your next reunion and pick a few widows off.

Goddamn you CND! You made me yak up my lunch. Of course they (and I) would look like we did back in the day.

Longermonger · 06-03-2010, 05:59 PM

This is sort of like a "What would you do if you won the lottery?" type of thread. (Answer: I'd pay $500 to the moms for every baby boy named after me. North America only, certain restrictions apply.)
For a daydream, I'd like to be able to time travel. If you enjoy Mozart, why not see him perform live? Same goes for the Beatles, Elvis, Hendrix, etc. If you enjoy sports, why not see the great ones play live? Time travel would allow you to become rich within the first day because you'd know the past's future. So everything would basically be free. Oh, did I mention that you'd get to bang Marilyn Monroe? Her, and every other starlet that ever graced a casting couch. You'd also be able to monger like crazy. NO HIV in the past, so go nuts. BBFS until you catch something and then zip to the future to get a shot.

As far as the GTO convertible...time travel and fly your rich ass over to Italy to watch it being built to your specs, get your picture taken with Enzo, and then drive it up the coast to Monte Carlo. Like a BOSS!

EDIT: Oh, you meant a Pontiac. Seriously? If you're gonna dream, dream BIG!

Omahan seems to want to time travel here, too. Just be careful you pull a Back to the Future and have your mom all up in your Calvin Kleins.

Allie, before Brad Pitt was a movie star he was just a guy from Missouri. I bet there was a time in his life when he'd go for you. You'd just have to find it.

Cheaper2buyit · 06-03-2010, 06:14 PM

I was banging the prezs wife

Randall Creed · 06-03-2010, 06:14 PM

Careful there, LongerMonger.

I wouldn't try to do TOO much if I were to go back into the past. Might screw around and knock yourself right out of existence. Of course, some might say if you can go back in history it means you made it through to start with or you wouldn't have been able TO go back. It's all splitting hairs, I suppose.

If I could go back I' pull a 'Biff' from the Back To The Future saga. I'd bet on a few games that I knew the outcomes of. Build myself some kind of fortune, maybe slip a few bucks in the Microsoft stock.
Any good party that I went to, I'd stay longer (always seemed to be that guy who left a 'boring' party 10 minutes too early and missed out on something wild happening).

Longermonger · 06-03-2010, 06:48 PM

Yep. Mind the paradoxes. Got it. I've seen Hot Tub Time Machine, so I should be okay. I won't make any bets I can't lose.

Longermonger · 06-03-2010, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

I was banging the prezs wife

Which one? Eleanor Roosevelt?

Cheaper2buyit · 06-03-2010, 09:19 PM

longer shes a gginf the other side of ggilf. I thought maybe obama old lady or that french dudes wife

catnipdipper · 06-04-2010, 08:03 AM

I would love a Ferrari GT 250 but I want the Pontiac in my daydream first.

Time travel would be cool however I read somewhere that the first thing you would notice is the odor of the time. Just think about that with chamber pots and filthy streets, etc. French Perfume was invented to cover the lack of bathing etc. Did women shave in those times?

Can you take hand sanitizer with you?

If I did win the lottery I would send at least half of it to smiletrain.org

Then I would binge guiltfree.

Elke Sommer would be a target now that I think of it.