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Originally Posted by GneissGuy
Go to Planned Parenthood. Have a phony name and address ready. Pay cash. Use a hobby phone number. $100 or so. I forget the turnaround time, but I think it's around a few weeks.
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I don't know the exact rate for men at Planned Parenthood but for female testing, a full panel STD and HIV testing is $165 in Dallas (guessing it's the same in Austin). You don't need a hobby phone because they will give you a piece of paper with a client number on it that you can call for results. They will NOT give you HIV results over the phone.
That has been my experience. If you want to add Hep blood work to the mix, the final cost is almost $200, which is what I do. Why? I eat a lot of "questionable" food (sushi is my favorite and that qualifies) and that tends to be a carrier (VERY rare, though) and I used to travel a lot. So I just spend the extra $30 or so and go ahead and get that done.
I've checked out other options and unless you go the county route, it's much more expensive then Planned Parenthood. Again, those rates above are for women. Maybe testing men is cheaper? I don't know.
Damn, I missed the days when they tested for free. But that was decades ago.
Oh. Planned Parenthood will treat the problem. And Planned Parenthood has the BEST condoms at the cheapest rate if you pick them up there. If you order them online, they're expensive as hell. "Proper Attire" are 25 cents (per condom) at the clinic. I highly recommend them. You can also get female condoms there for 50 cents each. That's a lot cheaper as well if you're interested in trying something different.
Good luck!!!
Elisabeth