Limericks for the Adorables

[Monk Rasputin]

Over on RAPS, that is, A-S-P-D,
A new sheriff is shaking the tree.
There’s more buggery and thuggery,
And some wild J. Fred Muggery,
But B-C-D, it’s now eccie for me.

Clement Moore I’m not, but how better to spend some time on Christmas Eve than with poetry. Here are some favorites from my notebooks.

In first place, of course...

Austin's beautiful Adorable Tess
Stands stylish and chic in a dress.
But my dong sings a song
When she's down to her thong.
With Tess, less is more, I confess.

And my favorite “Plain Vanilla” playmate…

Sophia’s a feminist, she’s no debutante,
A courtisane tres jolie et savante.
Will she smile at the Monk,
And conclude he’s a hunk?
Peut-etre – si je suis tres gallant.

And another favorite…

Dancing the mattress mambo with Ella
My knees always quiver like jella.
This doxy’s so foxy - as
she off-sies my rock-sies!
Ella sure rings that Monk fella’s bell-a.

The Queen Bee is as cute as a speckled puppy…

To the Adorable and sweet Crystal Kitty,
I send kisses and this humble ditty.
Here's a kiss for your nose,
And another for your toes,
And one each for your left and right tittie.

SophieBella, I’m your fella…

Sophie’s hot, a real pressure cooker.
Very smart and, I’ll say, quite a looker.
It was true what I heard --
She’s a biblio-nerd,
So I booked 'er, and tooked 'er, and fooked 'er.

This one I stole fair and square. It’s really good. So is she.

There once was a girl who just loved it,
and all the good doctors admit -
concupiscent play,
like an apple a day,
is something we should not omit!

”…Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!”

Monk

[Gentleman]

Thanks for the limericks, my friend! Glad you are here also. Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year Wizard Monk!

[squiretuck]

Maybe I'm just easily entertained, but good work, my friend!

[rCoder]

I remember when times were grand,
Over in ASPD land,
From posting with friends,
To BCD sins,
Alas, now we have all been banned.

So we lift our glasses high,
Remembering with a sigh,
All our posts with friends,
And BCD sins,
"To the mothership, good bye".

Now at ECCIE,
Here conjugate you and me,
Where we post with friends,
Play BCD sins,
And remember ASPD.

[Guest120311-2]

What a bunch of talented gentlemen!
Bravo!
Tess

[Guest021510]

Do you gots big nice titties
I gotza handful of fitties
pretty soon we be playin
u no whut I'm sayin

[rCoder]

Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) a disk crash zapped my limerick notebook. Also the limerick thread in the batcave is gone. So here are a few I found while revisiting my past posts. If anyone has any others, please post them, unless they suck, in which case please leave them in the bit bucket.

So here's to the ladies:

A lustful lass all together,
Multiple Os with no tether,
Kama Sutra plot,
Whole body g-spot,
That's a taste of Wicked Heather!


Simply ripping clothes off foreplay,
Zero to sexy no delay,
Squirting honey juice,
Full pleasure induce,
Carnal Jules Milano bouquet.


With TrishaDreams to introduce,

A shared fantasy in produce,

The Salad Shooter,

Squash and Cucumber,

Delicious vegetable juice!


And for a double:

The first lass is Sensational,
Add second inspirational,
Topshelf pheromones,
With orgasmic tones,
Now that is recreational!

[Poppa_Viagra]

The Limerich packs laughs anatomical
In space which is quite economical
But the good ones we've seen
Are seldom so clean
And the clean ones are seldom so comical.

Sancocho, in DFW

[VictoriaLyn]

I found and bumped the limerick threads in the Batcave ....

[squiretuck]

From experience, I can vouch your limericks are dead on for Heather and Trisha.
I still dream about the day I get organized so I can find out about Top Shelf T.

Originally Posted by rCoder

A lustful lass all together,
Multiple Os with no tether,
Kama Sutra plot,
Whole body g-spot,
That's a taste of Wicked Heather!

With TrishaDreams to introduce,

A shared fantasy in produce,

The Salad Shooter,

Squash and Cucumber,

Delicious vegetable juice!


And for a double:

The first lass is Sensational,
Add second inspirational,
Topshelf pheromones,
With orgasmic tones,
Now that is recreational!

[Guest101211-2]

It's sad that ASPD has gone away
where will we meet our friends today?
I sure will miss the adoables sweet pickx
there's Sophia, Marley and Nibble-n-licksx
It will be okay, because ECCIE is her to stay!

[Guest101211-2]

There's a sexy young thing named Marley Monroe
The girl is so hot, her curves will make you crow
ASPD may be gone
but her reviews are still strong
I can't wait to get in her thong

[Sensual Sophia]

Ya'll are so awesome. And thanks for the tribute Monk and Rcoder.

[Guest101211-2]

Now I am not posting this to butter you up.... Or am I??

Sophia"s name states she's quite sensual
her multitude of fans prove she's consensual
so why have I pussy footed around to see
the sexiest woman on e-c-c-i-e?
I'll stop right now and make it contractual

Hope to see you soon!

[Guest101211-2]

Why are guy's list so fickle???

The list of adorables that we want to see
always keep growing each time we're on e-c-c-i-e
the showcase of ladies puts us on a campaign
to find the right gal and uncork the champagne
Who's the new gal?, what list? Yippie!