When I woke up & rolled over the 1st thought in my head wasn't, "Damn, how much did I drink this time?"
It was, "Wow, I am so lucky to have such a special person care for me. Why is everything soo much clearer? Sounds that much more crisp? Smells more stimulating?"
"Well, let's see asshole. You're still wearing your glasses. Check. You actually took a bathe so maybe that's why your ears are clean. Dos. As for taste. Well, not drinking lighter fluid once in awhile does allow for the tongue to recover.... ijs As for that 'special someone.' It was the neighbors seizure dog. You passed out on their lawn taking a piss, & it kept barking since it thought you were seizing. Tyrone/Pablo the gay couple down the block brought you in the house. Changed you. Put you in the bed. I played asleep so they wouldn't get any ideas."
"Fuck you, dick. That's why next time I'm double bagging with cheap Planned Parenthood covers."
"Bitch."
No seriously. I actually get it now. I'll savor it without regrets or doubts. No matter how long or short it last. This is for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQfiWFwVF8M
*You had to be there*
This morning...
