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SL :: I have a bat in my apartment. No joke. Two questions: (i) how the f* did a bat get into my apartment? (ii) What the f* do I do?!
Seriously... I live in the middle of urban America. WTF?!
Crisis averted. I suited up like I was going to be outside in Alaska for 6 hours digging snow and caught the little bugger. I then tossed him off my balcony. I feel bad though. I think I hurt him catching him... he didn't fly when I tossed him off my balcony... instead is just kind of whirled in a circle. He was definitely scared... as I carried him to my balcony, he was screeching (yes, I have high pitch ears and can hear it-- I can hear some dog whistles too) and clawing at my gloves. I'm still banking on deception that there was a last minute hang-glide maneuver, but I think that's wishful thinking. Pretty sure there is going to be a bat shaped chalk mark below my balcony window tomorrow.
A SERIOUS QUESTION REQUIRING SERIOUS ANSWER (and seriously bad placement of said question): The owner/manager of a frequented motel asked if he could "see me" as I was obtaining a room. I said NO...the ramifications of a person in that position who has my real contact info are just too scary. When I returned the room key, he asked me AGAIN. When I said NO, he started BEGGING, PLEADING and tossing out DOLLAR AMOUNTS...I walked away and told him to have a nice afternoon. What is your educated opinion on this?
Find a different hotel immediately. And be a whole lot more discreet with your activities at the next one.
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Originally Posted by mijo(BFE)
SL, WHAT is the difference between a BLACK Widow and a Cougar? Pontificate on this wisdom dude...let's see what the all-seeing, all-knowing and ALL-FUCKING SL has to say?
Cougar will leave you wobbly, and crawling to your car
Black Widow will have them carrying you out, to the county ME's van
SL, I've got someone "Special" on my ingore list (the canNOT PM me nor can I see any of their posts visibly) and it's nice! Until you start quoting folks!!!
SL, WHAT is the difference between a BLACK Widow and a Cougar? Pontificate on this wisdom dude...let's see what the all-seeing, all-knowing and ALL-FUCKING SL has to say?
There are many differences between the two, but the most significant that comes to mind is that a Black Widow kills her mate after the dirty deed is done! Notice you don't see a lot of spider avatars around here? Can you imagine being a spider? You’re so happy you’re getting laid and then before you can write the review, the bitch kills you. That’s one hell of a no review policy I'd say! Plus when playing hide the pickle as a spider, what the hell do you do with all them legs? Thank God I don’t DATY, as a spider I’d lose my mind!
Crisis averted. I suited up like I was going to be outside in Alaska for 6 hours digging snow and caught the little bugger. I then tossed him off my balcony. I feel bad though. I think I hurt him catching him... he didn't fly when I tossed him off my balcony... instead is just kind of whirled in a circle. He was definitely scared... as I carried him to my balcony, he was screeching (yes, I have high pitch ears and can hear it-- I can hear some dog whistles too) and clawing at my gloves. I'm still banking on deception that there was a last minute hang-glide maneuver, but I think that's wishful thinking. Pretty sure there is going to be a bat shaped chalk mark below my balcony window tomorrow.
Restrictions? What restrictions? Hell some stiff leg in San Antonio just posted a list of the most bazard stuff and no one said a thing. Check it out, funny stuff!
Ok, I'm going to open the flood gates here.... who do you guys think I represent? super Hero or no. After all if I can dish it out I need to be able to take it. But make sure you ask SL a question... LOL
Example: Hey SL, I think you look like Dilbert’s ducks ass crack, what do you think?
Something tells me Mijo & Dilbert will not be very nice about this! Oh and I almost forgot, IV your EXCLUDED! Ahhh just kidding, let er rip!
...I may have to make a pilgrimage to Austin in your honor soon...
I'm still banking on deception that there was a last minute hang-glide maneuver, but I think that's wishful thinking. 
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