Something Sesxy

[midwestman]

Cletus & Billy Bob.
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day in Arkansas when,through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaidshirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What in the world're ya doin', Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers outta me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do somethin' sexy to atractor."

[Sweet N Little]

Ha Ha Midwestern! I'm pretty sure that happened in Kentucky ..not Ar..LOL

[tia travels]

[Bull149]

That is a couple of good looking tractors regardless of which state.

[chicagoboy]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

I'd like to cultivate 'er.