Where do they go and what do they do when they tell you to "get comfortable"?

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by the_chewtoy

Take your pick:
1. Bong hit.
2. Apply lubrication
3. Polite space because some guys don't like people watching them undress
4. Call or text their security (not necessarily an agency, maybe just a friend that can call the cops as needed)
5. Spit out a tic tac or gum used to freshen breath
6. Last minute cleaning of the nether regions to avoid odor
7. Counting donations because of f-tards who'd short them
8. Checking page 37 of the karma sutra
9. Finishing that doctoral thesis in psychology. Congrats on being the main topic
10. Bouncing ping pong balls off the mirror without using their hands
11. Insert answer here.

see chewtoy, it's just a matter of thinking about things from different viewpoints...
wrt your other thread http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=527987

[pmdelites]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

I GET ON FACEBOOK!!!

swear to gawd!!!

LOL

not http://www.fuckbook.com/??!!??!! (that site really exists, but have to join to see what's in there)

cos i would swear to gawd i've read posts where the woman would just type " i cant believe i'm doing this!!!"

[berkleigh]

Originally Posted by pmdelites

not http://www.fuckbook.com/??!!??!! (that site really exists, but have to join to see what's in there)

cos i would swear to gawd i've read posts where the woman would just type " i cant believe i'm doing this!!!"

Negative!!!
I am too busy w/personal Life and work to be on that site!

I have my notifications set so EVERYTHING runs to my phone...
Emails, Texts, Voicemails ... you name it...I sleep with my phone!!!

Sometimes I text my Nanny or kiddos to check on them, but that's a given...we all do that!

[Eva Damita]

Originally Posted by cimarron

They take a few minutes to put their minds in a parallel universe so they can deal with wanking off another random guy.

good one!

[Copierguy0]

Originally Posted by cimarron

They take a few minutes to put their minds in a parallel universe so they can deal with wanking off another random guy.

Originally Posted by the_chewtoy

Take your pick:
1. To ask God 2 questions: Do i really need business this bad ?
(Did you see the smile on this old ugly MOFO, that I have to pretend to like?)
2. Apply lubrication
3. Polite space because some guys don't like people watching them undress
4. Call or text their security (not necessarily an agency, maybe just a friend that can call the cops as needed)
5. Spit out a tic tac or gum used to freshen breath
6. Last minute cleaning of the nether regions to avoid odor
7. Counting donations because of f-tards who'd short them
8. Checking page 37 of the karma sutra
9. Finishing that doctoral thesis in psychology. Congrats on being the main topic
10. Bouncing ping pong balls off the mirror without using their hands
11. Insert answer here.

To ask God 2 questions: Do i really need business this bad ?
(Did you see the smile on this old ugly MOFO, that I have to pretend to like?)

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by berkleigh

I GET ON FACEBOOK!!!

swear to gawd!!!

LOL

Just great. Now they are laughing at me on facebook, too.

[Bigdog9]

Agree with chewtoy list. LOL

[Guest062124]

I guess I am weird... I never leave my client to get comfortable...we get comfortable together.


Great list Chewtoy!

[cookie man]

Originally Posted by Captain Caveman

I simply assumed they were counting the money and paying the house their cut.

Bingo!

Although I like Reese's method.

[ElisabethWhispers]

If they're a private individual with their own place like many of us ... I'm not sure why someone would leave you at all.

In a studio setting, they're putting up their money. In certain settings, they don't bring in a condom until they've gotten the money and figured you out somewhat. So they're putting up the money and possibly getting supplies.

At least that's what I've read once in an old book!

[pyramider]

Hey they might even have been taking a dump at their incall.

[ithyphallicus]

Originally Posted by tigercat

I see this most often with massage providers.

Typically, they are securing the room: Locking doors, turning off phones, setting the answering service, making that last minute appointment for 30 seconds after you walk out the door.

As massage therapists, they are taught to give you some privacy to undress, and then drape yourself on the table.

WIth independents, I typically expect to disrobe together.

I do remember the first time I went to a jack shack and was told that. Didn't know what she meant, so I was sitting there fully clothed when she returned in her little negligee. I ended up telling her to leave for a minute so I could disrobe.

Ha! I remember one of my first times ever I was at Silk n Satin (1989 I think). The girl told me to get comfortable and left the room. I took off all of my clothes and put them in a drawer/dresser thing next to "the chair". She came back in a few minutes later and asked, "where are all of your clothes?" awkward...lol

[Guest071613-2]

Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

If they're a private individual with their own place like many of us ... I'm not sure why someone would leave you at all.

I have my "own place". It's also very private, and so:

I know my neighbors. I have to dress casual to let a gent into my gated community. I suppose if the men visiting me enjoyed sweats and jeans, I wouldn't need to "leave" to change into something that might resemble the pictures that I advertise.

Different situations call for different methods. I don't know how everyone else runs their biz but I like to go all out...sweats and t-shirt may work for some of you but I prefer to get glammed up. I can't do that while walking in the parking lot of my place, as I guide a gent to his parking spot in 7 inch heels and garters.

So they can either wait for me to change into something stunning, or rip off my t-shirt and sweats but don't these guys get enough of that??? I must be weird because I strive for something better than being the week-old leftovers that they could just as easily dig out of the fridge at home .

So, I disappear for about 5 minutes from time to time. Although I would be just as happy to not get all dressed and made-up, but I like to be exactly what is in the pics. Also, with the way men are booking 2 hr appts and staying 3 or more hours...yeah.....I'm counting the money in the bathroom while I change. Deal with it.

A man with nothing to hide won't care.

[ElisabethWhispers]

Wonderful response, Dannie. On a side note, I certainly wasn't trying to suggest that you, or anyone else, didn't wish to look their best. And I certainly wasn't figuring into my quick off-the-cuff response that some might have to go out to the parking lot.

Sincerely,

Someone who has been known to answer the door wearing a towel, only.

[Guest062124]

Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Someone who has been known to answer the door wearing a towel, only.

Love that Elisabeth....some of my clients request that I just wear a towel