HEY, BRITTNEY! Next time you have a Defcom 3 or greater fingernail (or toenail) catastrophe you might want to consider giving the mutt a choice of going with you to the nail joint. Y'all could sit in adjoining quivering chairs while tiny ladies do whatever it is they do...to both of you. Hands AND feet! At least 4 tiny ladies required.
Let him pay for it...but you stay off the clock until you get back BCD.
That would be hot, a break from the hum-drum escort kabuki, not to mention a quick and dirty IQ test for the dude. If he takes more than 3-mississippi's to decide HELL YEAH, you don't want to associate with him anyhow.
Might as well have some fun during all the sex and stuff.
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Originally Posted by LexusLover
Nails trump all .... hair is next ....
..... the only things that might trump nails are ... eye brows.
Sir, you are below toe nails, and I don't even know you.
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NAILED it, LL...Your only omission was them damn little dogs..