Restroom Habits

[mikkifine]

Restroom Habits

Guys and gals why do some of you leave the bathroom door open when it’s time for number 1 or number 2?
I understand that yes I am an escort but I find it a bit disturbing that some guys especially on the first encounter will just leave the door open when they do their business.
I just stared at this one guy and he looked at me and giggled, “I am peeing”. I am thinking, “no kidding”. I am sorry for sounding old fashion but I find it extra disturbing when a guy leaves the door open and he sits down to pee.
No I am not just picking on the guys.
When I worked with the ladies in the spas, some of them would leave the door open and fart, poop, belch, etc. I am like, “really”?
Why do you leave the bathroom door open? There are just some things that you should not share.

[Trey]

It's so you know he won't change into a captain caveman outfit.

Seriously its because he doesn't trust you and feels you may not trust what he is doing in your restroom. Just let it go its not like you're not gonna see it all in five seconds.

Now if he takes a shit curse his ass out that's nasty. He needs to shower after that.

[boardman]

This is exactly why I don't use a litter box. I don't want hooktards watching me take care of my bidness either.

[utr_guy_in_houston]

Originally Posted by mikkifine

I am sorry for sounding old fashion but I find it extra disturbing when a guy leaves the door open and he sits down to pee.

When a wife beats her man into submission for 20 years over the optimal placement of the toilet seat lid in between uses, he will begin to "sit-to-pee" so that he will never again leave the lid up by mistake. A cardinal sin punishable by months of "denial of intercourse".

That's when the woman knows she has won and turned her husband into a the bitch she always wanted . . . of course predictably, he starts seeing hookers on eccie and a few years later divorces the cunt and leaves her penniless in her old age. . . BUT she is happy in the knowledge that the toilet seat lid is in the down position wherever in the world her ex-husband ended up as he fucks a 19 yo hottie named Brooke.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by utr_guy_in_houston

When a wife beats her man into submission for 20 years over the optimal placement of the toilet seat lid in between uses, he will begin to "sit-to-pee" so that he will never again leave the lid up by mistake. A cardinal sin punishable by months of "denial of intercourse".

That's when the woman knows she has won and turned her husband into a the bitch she always wanted . . . of course predictably, he starts seeing hookers on eccie and a few years later divorces the cunt and leaves her penniless in her old age. . . BUT she is happy in the knowledge that the toilet seat lid is in the down position wherever in the world her ex-husband ended up as he fucks a 19 yo hottie named Brooke.

LMAO...Fucking Awesome!

[mikkifine]

Originally Posted by boardman

This is exactly why I don't use a litter box. I don't want hooktards watching me take care of my bidness either.

I have two litter boxes for you to choose from. I keep them clean and fresh. They even have lids.

[EmilyofHouston]

[Trey]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lilita/3790690943/

My toilet. I upgraded.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/23237100@N04/2584000573/

[mikkifine]

LOL@ Emily.

[Super Head 713]

I find it no problem when a guy uses the restroom with the door open as ling as it isn't a number 2

[tyboy1]

Originally Posted by mikkifine

I have two litter boxes for you to choose from. I keep them clean and fresh. They even have lids.

And when he uses them the door will be open.

[Super Head 713]

Originally Posted by tyboy1

And when he uses them the door will be open.

[mikkifine]

LOL@tyboy1. The doorway faces the wall so I want see anything. I will just hear him scratching around.

[cumalot]

We all have needs.....

[bbkid]

Contact MonicaFox. I hear she has some written rules on this subject.