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Old 07-04-2012, 07:54 PM   #31
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OPEN MINDED??? What the heck does that mean?

SL'S Top 10 Open Mined Questions

1) Hey will you do doubles with me and my duck?

You got something against ducks?
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Old 07-04-2012, 09:21 PM   #32
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You got something against ducks?
Not at all, why would anyone have a problem with a duck? LOL
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Old 07-04-2012, 11:34 PM   #33
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I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL

That doesn't make me want to read the ad and immediately contact Miss Creative Writing....it just makes my eyes cross! LOL
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Old 07-05-2012, 01:31 AM   #34
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9. I'm fetish friendly.

You can shit on my chest..........and I will put gummies bears and peaches up my anus and slowly feed you treats one by one.


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OPEN MINDED??? What the heck does that mean?

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2) Can I bring my cheering section?
3) I like choking, till I get the money back, does that work for you?
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I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL

That doesn't make me want to read the ad and immediately contact Miss Creative Writing....it just makes my eyes cross! LOL
MAX. Automatic "NEXT" for me
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:56 AM   #35
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"I'm a squirter!"

I'm gonna piss all over you and your bed.
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:51 PM   #36
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the ones that say they are a cougar----and they are under 30!
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:18 PM   #37
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I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL
It's a special language developed for the cheerleaders at Backpage University.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:26 AM   #39
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A lady who describes herself as 'upscale' and posts photos of herself obviously taken in the bathroom of a Motel 6.
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Old 07-20-2012, 05:30 AM   #40
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I am not into shopping for providers, but I get annoyed seeing ads that have this kinda crap:

<<<<<!#@$@&.... iM hOT N ReADy 4 U.... !#**(@*(>>>>>

What exactly is that all about? LOL

That doesn't make me want to read the ad and immediately contact Miss Creative Writing....it just makes my eyes cross! LOL
I never understood all that either...
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Old 07-20-2012, 07:33 AM   #41
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Two I've seen as of lately:

1. Pics are 1000% accurate = they look 10X's better than real life???
2. YMMV (why would you put that on your profile) = what you read in the "bait 'em" reviews, forget 'bout it! NOT happenin' with YOU
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Old 07-20-2012, 09:38 AM   #42
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How about "hot MILF", and she has never had a kid.
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Old 07-20-2012, 11:43 AM   #43
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I have trouble with the coy way some ladies state their limitations, basically just meaning they will not do bbbj.

Something stated along the lines of "I will not engage in any activities that may compromise my health, so please do not ask".

Okay, I won't ask,

. . .but I won't call you either!
To me this one comes closest of all to truth in advertising. I wouldn't call her either, but would appreciate her not making me waste my time.
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