Fifty Shades of Summer.

[Carl]

Hell, I'm just cranky because I'm jonesing for Shark Week. Motherfuckers moved it back to fucking August 12th this year. Sons of bitches.

And now that Supreme Court has rendered their Obamacare decision, my only hope for any public frenzy is if there's another media pissing match over Eric Holder's Contempt of Congress vote. Man, I'd cream my jeans if somebody would leak a cell phone video on Youtube where Eric Holder says Darrell Issa can suck his motherfucking dick after he pulls it out of a wormy dog's ass. The fireworks from that would make the 4th of July variety look like a frat boy lighting burrito farts with a Bic lighter. Now that would make my personal "Summer" of "Lovve."

[Fratelli]

This one is right up there in the Best. Review. Ever. sweepstakes. Its just missing the pictures!

And for those who get their knickers in a twist about such things, it might just also be the best threAD ever, too.

[Carl]

I never implied klovve's quasi-review was a poorly or unimaginatively written threAD. Nor did I state that I was angered, disappointed or offended by its content or even its existence. I simply tried to indicate in a descriptive, non-pejorative, non-derogatory manner that her quasi-review did seem to fulfill the defining characteristics of a threAD, much like pointing out that a Lamborghini is an imported European car. It does not necessarily follow that a Lamborghini shares other qualities with, say, a vintage Yugo. While I suppose my comments may be seen by those who have been sensitized by prior dust-ups and arguments as picking on or running off a provider or discouraging her posts, the past incidents have seem to centered on and descended to personal insults and disparaging comments resulting in quite a lot of emotional shrapnel and collateral damage.

I attribute the misperception, in part, to an unfamiliarity with me and my posting style as well as an unfamiliarity with me personally. I don't post much on the boards and I don't socialize much with the board regulars in the real world anymore. With one exception, I don't believe I've ever even laid eyes on the people that have posted in this threAD.

So, eat a warm bag of my deadly ninja fuck, gaijin!

Sayonara.

[Toyz]

I have recently driven a Lambo and am certain it shares very little with an eastern bloc built Yugo...

[VictoriaLyn]

I want to be a fly on the wall the next time!!

[Guest091712-2]

Oh for fuck's sake.

I refuse to get in a peeing match over the definition of a threAD. (Which, by the way, the posterior capitalization of that word is ridiculous. Who coined that?)

Call a cat a cat, or a feline - or however that saying goes. I actually don't think cat is the correct analogy...but you catch my drift.

If you tag this as an ad in disguise, well by all means - that is your opinion and you are entitled to such. I just ask that fellow friends and lovers, and the like, please don't turn this hot little number into a multi-page, round-robin argument on the THREADS and their prevalence in CoEd.

Let's talk sex people. It is so much more fun

[Toyz]

Lets talk sex & Lamborghinis...I'm in!

[Mia Christine]

Originally Posted by Toyz

Carl...

We try to get more ladies posting, then when one does (& quite eloquently I mught ad) we jump her for eliciting business?

I get tired of one line threADS too, but thats hardly the case here, in my humble opinion.

KLOVVE again thanks for attempting to bring a bit of erotic prose to the convos and as always if you want to exchange erotic stories you know I am up to the challenge...

Toyz- Lovely and well said..this was far from a threAd...

Klovve- I have yet to meet you, but wow! Wonderful and well written. I have often wanted to give a peak through the key hole, and write about an encounter or two with another provider or a female client of mine, here in Coed or in the Sandbox, and wondered how it would be received by the ECCIE community. Sometimes the diary just doesn't do it for me, and I want to share the experience with someone else who also enjoys a truly amazing, once in a lifetime, unexpected experience. Thank you for opening that door....

[Guest091712-2]

Mia:

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

[Guest091712-2]

On the note of bisexuality:

I have been with many females. I have had sex with more women then most of the men (non hobbyists) I know. But I don't know that I would ever date a female - or maybe I would. Who knows. But my point is this: of the women I have been with, there are many that - I am certain - don't actually like girls. Maybe the allure of girl-on-girl sex is overpowering and some females simply pretend to be attracted to their own breed. Chemistry with girls is so important; anyone that has ever had a threesome knows that if the females are close, or if they have good chemistry, it is apparent in their actions in the bedroom.
So, does my fondness of the female anatomy and affinity to play with them classify me as bi? I like to make them climax. It is a challenge to me. I love their company; however, I think only a man would be silly enough to try and wife me.

Ladies: which of you are self admittedly Bi? And how do you classify yourself as such?

[Sire]

I'm all wet.

[Summer of Austin]

Well written KLovve! I had an amazing experience and reading this made me hot n ready for next time!!!!

[Sire]

Originally Posted by klovve

On the note of bisexuality:

I have been with many females. I have had sex with more women then most of the men (non hobbyists) I know. But I don't know that I would ever date a female - or maybe I would. Who knows. But my point is this: of the women I have been with, there are many that - I am certain - don't actually like girls. Maybe the allure of girl-on-girl sex is overpowering and some females simply pretend to be attracted to their own breed. Chemistry with girls is so important; anyone that has ever had a threesome knows that if the females are close, or if they have good chemistry, it is apparent in their actions in the bedroom.
So, does my fondness of the female anatomy and affinity to play with them classify me as bi? I like to make them climax. It is a challenge to me. I love their company; however, I think only a man would be silly enough to try and wife me.

Ladies: which of you are self admittedly Bi? And how do you classify yourself as such?

KLovve, I think it would be great for you to start a separate coed thread on this subject. You would need to be the OP, as any hobbyist starting such a thread would not attract the same answers as one such as yourself. I would be very interested to see some of the ladies responses.

Just an idea.

Thanks for the fascinating read. I was hoping a new, captivating thread would appear today. I've always enjoyed your writing, and observations. You are a firecracker on your own BCD. You and Summer??

[Spacemtn]

Originally Posted by klovve

Oh for fuck's sake.

I refuse to get in a peeing match over the definition of a threAD. (Which, by the way, the posterior capitalization of that word is ridiculous. Who coined that?)

Call a cat a cat, or a feline - or however that saying goes. I actually don't think cat is the correct analogy...but you catch my drift.

If you tag this as an ad in disguise, well by all means - that is your opinion and you are entitled to such. I just ask that fellow friends and lovers, and the like, please don't turn this hot little number into a multi-page, round-robin argument on the THREADS and their prevalence in CoEd.

Let's talk sex people. It is so much more fun

You know, with all of the hubbub over threADS, I think that I will declare next week threAD week on the Austin Board (ztonk forgive me!!!!). We need a contest to see which lady can write the best threAD. I am taking nominations for judges (Carl, you are drafted for the first spot).

Anyone who bitches about threADS next week, will get a vacation until the contest is over so ladies, HAVE AT IT!!! Perpare your best threADS (limit 1 threAD per lady) and be ready to rock our worlds with them starting on Monday!!!!

NOW WHAT?????????????????????????? ???


Spacemtn
AustinModStaff or Grouchy old Bastard, I am not really picky!!!!

[Sire]

Originally Posted by Spacemtn

so ladies, HAVE AT IT!!! Perpare your best threADS

NOW WHAT?????????????????????????? ???


Spacemtn
AustinModStaff or Grouchy old Bastard, I am not really picky!!!!

Why just the ladies?