Dumb things to do

[TexEngnr]

I was reading in a forum from another city and someone said "bareback is the dumbest thing you can do with your dick". No disagrement from me. But, it started me thinking; if that's the dumbest, then there are other not quite so dumb things to do with your dick.

So I ask: what are some dumb things to do with your dick? (Confessions that you may have actually done these things are not required.)

[Guest062512]

Catch it in the zipper.

[DFK Hunter]

Originally Posted by Crossroads

Catch it in the zipper.

And just before a session...

[fun.time.hobbyist]

Fall for someone that only cares about you until the money is all gone.

[pyramider]

pee on an outlet

[breadtoaster]

not using it often enough

[netman]

Originally Posted by breadtoaster

not using it often enough

netman

[Hawkeye]

penisburger.jpg

[Grabazz]

Pull it out in public....tends to be frowned upon, generally.

[DFWRaven]

Slam it in a Car Door

[TexEngnr]

Noelle - thinks for a contribution from a woman's perspective.

Sometimes I feel a little stupid. I looked at the comment without looking at the poster, and, assuming it was a male poster, I was puzzled what "marry it" might mean! Then I wondered, who wrote this?

Now it is really funny.

[Area Man]

Hammer a six-inch spike through a board, although I've heard some women are into that sort of thing.

[Guest010615]

oh shit! I caught my dick in my zipper once.. damn that hurt! there was blood to..

[LazurusLong]

I've never done this but I know it wouldn't end well.

Shoot your swimmers into Hotlips Houlihen's mouth and throat.

[TexasT]

Seems to be the rage right now, but I gotta think that sticking your dick thru a hole in a wall and letting it be sucked by someone on the other side is pretty dumb.