OBAMA HEALTH CARE IN ACTION

[miloman]

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers:

"Hello!"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at Easttown Laboratory. When
your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a
biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now
uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either
way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and
the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is
which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs.
Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for
these expensive tests just one time."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband
off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him..."

[latinalover]

LMAO BUT SOON TO BE TRUE

[maxim_232]

Sounds like the current system already.

[TexTushHog]

I'd rather be at the mercy of my government that at the mercy of my insurance company.

[Sa_artman]

http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...243&PS=643%3A5

[Poppa_Viagra]

[QUOTE]I'd rather be at the mercy of my government that at the mercy of my insurance company./QUOTE]

+1

[houtex06]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I'd rather be at the mercy of my government that at the mercy of my insurance company.

+1

[offshoredrilling]

"land of the free"????????????

[urhuckleberry]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I'd rather be at the mercy of my government that at the mercy of my insurance company.

You can sue your insurance company if they screw you... try that with the Federal governemnt... the wrath of god will be down on you like stink on $hit.

JME.

H.

[topcat19542001]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I'd rather be at the mercy of my government that at the mercy of my insurance company.

+3

[DFW5Traveler]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I'd rather be at the mercy of my government that at the mercy of my insurance company.

-1

[JohnnyFarangly]

Originally Posted by TexTushHog

I'd rather be at the mercy of my government that at the mercy of my insurance company.

+6.02 x 10^23


You cant vote your insurance company out of office . . . . . .

[PullT]

[topcat19542001]

Originally Posted by JohnnyFarangly

+6.02 x 10^23
You cant vote your insurance company out of office . . . . . .

Well, you could fire your insurance company. But I get what you're saying. It's probably better to say, "You can't vote your insurance company out of business."

Originally Posted by PullT

I hope you meant that as a joke. Medicare is in, and from the government's hands. If you did, it's a scream!
TopCat

[Luvagoodmassage]

"You can't vote your insurance company out of business."


We can't, but the 535 clowns in DC just did.