Nun joke

[Sa_artman]

Just because it's been a long day...

A young nun is taking a bath when there’s a loud knock on the bathroom door.

“Who is it?” the nun calls out.

“It’s the blind man!” comes the reply.

The nun thinks for a bit, then says, “Okay, you can come in I guess.”

A man then strolls into the bathroom with a box under one arm.

“Nice tits!” he said, “Which window does this blind go on?”

[BigBudha]

So there were 3 nuns sitting on a park bench enjoying the day when a flasher jumps in front of them and opened up his trench coat.

2 of them had a stroke......


















The 3rd one couldn't reach it........

[Sa_artman]

Nice one Bbudha.


Man is driving, sees a sign that says "Get fucked by Nun!". He thinks to himself, "Wow, I'm pretty horny right now, think I'll stop". He pulls up to the Church, gets out and goes to the door. A Nun opens up and says 'Give me $200 and put this blindfold on". The man is led through a hallway before his blindfold is pulled of and he is shoved out the back door. In front of him is a sign that says "You've just been fucked by a Nun".

[Rakhir]

What kind of meat do priests eat on Friday? Nun!