This weekends
"My Babies Rent is Due" event in the Whole Foods parking lot at 6th & Lamar.
So far the lineup is as follows:
MettaliToyz~Whispers & the Softones~Homie & the Hos~Humpty~Space Mtn & the Woodies~ZTONKS Travelling band~SL & Barenaked Ladies~Ralphy & the Blue Balls~Gneiss Guy & the Cunning Linguists~A.F.K.A. & the Felatiators
Many more groups are signing up daily...
Be the first on your block to get a limited "BRID 2012" TShirt!
Not only will the bands be playing as mentioned, but there will be many events to raise funds for our babies...don't miss...
~Humpty's seminar on public defecation
~Homies wandering poetry, no one knows WTF hes saying
~Whispers timeless dramatic reading of "SIXX" (candles are encouraged but not mandatory)
~SL will demonstrate the correct way to wear a condom
~Special guest heckler EJL will take the stage at noon to put everyone in their places (its a joke EJ, play along)
~VIPLB will make a rare appearance to flip off austinites
~Final event Homie, Whispers, RR, Toyz, Ezzy & EJL will hold court with a "Insult-a-thon" where the crowd is encouraged to offer suggestions...great fun for all ages!
Don't forget the car wash, bake sale, & tainted blood drive. CJ will be selling his Grossotomy pics in a customized booth for your convenience as well.
So lets Cum together as a community for this worthy cause. Proceeds will be split between the performers to invest in the baby of their choice and get them through this tough week of making rent...
~Everyone Remember~
