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04-02-2010, 07:43 PM
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Raunchy joke
What did one pussy lip say to the other?
We used to be tight before you let that dick head between us!
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04-02-2010, 08:43 PM
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Join Date: Jan 24, 2010
Location: killeen,tx.
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TFF! cant wait to tell that one over easter dinner
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04-06-2010, 02:07 AM
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why did the chicken feel happy,when a cat fell in a pool?
...Because a wet pussy makes a cock happy
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04-06-2010, 11:36 AM
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Thank God it's Firday!
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Location: Austin, TX
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Originally Posted by VictoriaLyn
What did one pussy lip say to the other?
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Don't look now, but some asshole is following us.
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04-10-2010, 05:25 PM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Feb 19, 2010
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Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, ‘Lie to me!’
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04-10-2010, 10:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
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Why is a Christmas tree better than a man?
It stays up for 12 days an nights, has cute balls, and still looks good with the lights on!
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04-11-2010, 05:06 PM
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I'm so bored, I was about to run around the house naked but then I drank a bottle of Windex and it stopped me from streaking.
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04-12-2010, 08:58 AM
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"Roses are red, nuts are brown, skirt goes up, pants go down, body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff- stick it in!"
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04-12-2010, 09:04 AM
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Gaining Momentum
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Confucius says:
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
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04-12-2010, 10:38 AM
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What's the difference between a wife and a lousy job?
After five years, the job will still suck!
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04-12-2010, 10:56 AM
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A guy comes home from work early and catches his wife in bed with another man.
"What the Hell are you two doing!!??!!", he screams.
The wife turns to her lover and says, "See? I told you he was stupid!"...
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04-12-2010, 01:43 PM
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Gaining Momentum
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -- something she obviously loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, ‘Why do you love doing that?’
‘Because’, 'she' replied, ‘I miss mine.’
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04-13-2010, 04:24 PM
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Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
A: See you next month.
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04-15-2010, 02:54 PM
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What did one lesbian to say to another lesbian at the bar?
So baby, your face or mine?
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05-03-2010, 08:10 PM
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how fast can a girl fuck? only 68 mph cause at 69 they flip over and blows a rod.
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