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04-29-2010, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: San Antonio
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Fear of the dentist
69
After an exciting hot, nice 69 with his girlfriend,
Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed
his teeth 7 times
used dental floss 8 times & on top of that 2 liters of listerine.
As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 5 strong mints.
His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.
Feeling confident & relaxed, he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said 'Man did you have to do 69 before you came
here?
Paul said ' does my breath smell like pussy?.
The dentist replied
No your forehead smells like Shit!..
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04-29-2010, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Mar 7, 2010
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Great one!
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04-30-2010, 12:13 AM
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Join Date: Jan 7, 2010
Location: San Antonio, Tx
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lol
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04-30-2010, 02:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 12, 2010
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OMGoodness...TFF!
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04-30-2010, 04:51 PM
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Long time hobbyist
Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: In the basement of the Alamo with Pee Wee
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TFF!
SF
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04-30-2010, 09:10 PM
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Join Date: Jan 5, 2010
Posts: 25,367
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LMAO!
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05-01-2010, 10:21 PM
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Lifetime Premium Access
Join Date: Apr 25, 2009
Location: sa tx usa
Posts: 14,700
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That made me forget my tooth that cracked yesterday.....
until I inhaled and the air hit it.
Can't wait till monday.
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05-02-2010, 07:23 AM
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Join Date: Dec 18, 2009
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hehe
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