SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

[Guest110516]

Why are you naked!?! What part of time and companionship did you not understand?

[charlestudor2005]

This is a one and done session. We'll use my hand; I don't get naked for anybody.

[alluringava]

" Let's get this over with"

[Still Looking]

Ok, but this time put some stank on it!

[alluringava]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

Ok, but this time put some stank on it!

Coming from either party LOL " Let's get this over with" would be sooo bad. Even with stank.

[Jackie S]

Pump it to me hard,.... Dearhunter.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

Pump it to me hard,.... Dearhunter.

[Outdoorsman]

This is funny stuff, but sad part is I have heard some of these in session.

Let's get this over with

Are you going to start working out?

and

It is extra for that

I have heard those and prolly more in session.

Her are some I would hate to hear

Mind if my roomate watches TV?
Don't mind the wet spot
Hurry up my next apptoinemt will be here soon
Did you cum yet?
Did you bring the condoms?
My neck is sore I cannot suck dick
Is that all?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Outdoorsman

This is funny stuff, but sad part is I have heard some of these in session.

Let's get this over with

Are you going to start working out?

and

It is extra for that

I have heard those and prolly more in session.

Her are some I would hate to hear

Mind if my roomate watches TV?
Don't mind the wet spot
Hurry up my next apptoinemt will be here soon
Did you cum yet?
Did you bring the condoms?
My neck is sore I cannot suck dick
Is that all?

[Guest110516]

Originally Posted by geecue

3. I see dead people

Oh...Don't sit there!
Or there!
Damn, this room is crowded.

[alluringava]

" Your dick is soooooo cuute."

[Still Looking]

Sorry, I don't give AARP discounts!

[burkalini]

Don't mind him he's just paying to watch.
The smell of blood get's me hot.
Do you mind if I take a shit first.
I need the money. I have a warrant.
My grandaughter just started in the business.
Only two more surgeries and I will be a complete woman.
Your under arrest.
I can benchpress 300 pounds.
Sorry about the hairy nipples.
Will you take me back to the ward after. I know they are looking for me.

[alluringava]

"My nickname with the girls was Werewolf"

[Guest071514-1]

Originally Posted by wcdann

here are a few that happend to me today at a session.

#1 oh let me make the bed and pick up alittle while your getting comfortable.
#2 Take my bra off? I handnt planned on taking it off but go ahead if you must.
#3 you want a cbj? hummm well i guess I could for a minute or two.
#4 no I dont allow sucking on my nipples
#5 most guys usually have to jackoff while looking at my ass
#6 phone rings she answered it while giving a cover hj she says hello, Im a little busy right now but i will be available in like 15 minutes

I left after that worst experience ever today true story read the review i did on it

Haha, I know you are pissed about throwing $$ at that, its kinda funny though.