Saucy Limericks

[Asian Ann]

These were great!

Ann

[Escortbunny69]

The Lim'rick packs laughs anatomical
Into Space that is quite Economical,
But the good ones I've Seen,
So Seldom are Clean,
And The Clean ones are seldom so Comical...!!!!!!!!!

[Escortbunny69]

There was a young lady named Prentice
Who had an affair with a dentist.
To make the thing easier,
He would use Anesthesia,
And diddled her non-compos mentis.

[Hamiltons London Escorts]

Whilst Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model posed nude on a ladder.
The position, to Titian,
Suggest coition,
So he climbed up the ladder, and had 'er.

[i'va biggen]

Was a young man from StClaire
who ravished his wife on the stair
the bannister broke,but by doubling his stroke
he finished her off in mid air

[Hamiltons London Escorts]

A bather whose clothing was strewed,

By winds that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along,

And unless we are wrong,

You expected this line to be lewd.

[rodeored]

Here Lies the Bones of Screwy Prick,
At Birth he was Blessed with a Cork Screw Dick,
All his life He Spent in the Futile Hunt for the Girl with a Cork Screw Cunt,
When He Found her he Soon Fell Dead,
Dam thang had a left hand Thread!

[Lapdog]

There once was a girl named Alice,
who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Dallas.

[NikkiWhite]

My name is nikki
When it comes to dick im not picky
I post my ads on eccie
After my computer gets fixed by techie
I am not breasty
But I can be your bestie.


Hahaha I tried.

[sourceforviagra]

There once was a man from Falls River
Whose dick was shaped like a sliver
It darted in and out like a red-speckled trout
But it was the scales that made the girls shiver