Ok. This is totally not dealing with the hobby. I'm always thinking outside of the box (or about the box or both). Here's what you do.
1) Sign in to your Amazon account.
2) Goto
http://local.amazon.com/san-francisco/B007KCX25Q and purchase $100 worth of Amazon giftcards. They're sale is $10 gc for $5.
3) Get the codes that the site generates for you.
4) Enter them in and you'll have $200 worth of credit.
5) Purchase the kindle fire and enjoy!
6) As a thank you, I get 50% off of any provider in the N. Louisiana/E. Texas/Dallas area.