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03-17-2012, 12:15 PM
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BANNED
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Get a check up today
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03-17-2012, 12:26 PM
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Holy Shit, I am taking an "UTR Elite Blonde" for a ride in my "Go Fast Boat" later this afternoon. If this is my last post you will know what happened!
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03-17-2012, 12:28 PM
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We don't even wish that on you, BigTurd. Have a great time and come back to be annoying. It's fun.
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03-17-2012, 12:32 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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My ECCIE Reviews
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Authorities aren't pursuing charges since he didn't pay her THAT day.
Finally, a loophole!
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03-17-2012, 12:46 PM
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check her closet, shoe rack, and garage
the word 'books' takes on a whole new meaning
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03-17-2012, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by bigtex
Holy Shit, I am taking an "UTR Elite Blonde" for a ride in my "Go Fast Boat" later this afternoon. If this is my last post you will know what happened!
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Errol Flynn died on a 70 foot boat with a seventeen year old girl. I'll bet he was smiling right up till the end!
http://errolflynn.my-king.com/articles.html
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03-17-2012, 01:02 PM
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Sexual Liber🐊ator
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BT wasn't referring to Mr. Flynn.
I believe TDL meant to say:
"He looks so HAPPY."
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
(sadly, few here now will remember of whom we speak)
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03-17-2012, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TexasGator
BT wasn't referring to Mr. Flynn.
I believe TDL meant to say:
"He looks so HAPPY."
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
(sadly, few here now will remember of whom we speak)
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Pinky Gator, you made yourself "CLEAR!"
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03-17-2012, 02:53 PM
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Perfect.
Seems like a fun way to die.
But if I decide to go that way, I think I would opt for 2 girls.
And I wouldn't forget to let a nice tip.
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03-17-2012, 03:35 PM
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Yeh, I have bought my ATF a shit load of "books" in the past couple of years.
Heck, I am 2 years older than that guy who just croaked. Sarah and I have a date tomorrow, so I better check my vitals before she climbs on board.
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03-17-2012, 06:57 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Where is the hooktard's photo?
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03-17-2012, 07:01 PM
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That's how Gov. Nelson Rockefeller (also VP) died; heat attack whilst riding his young aide, Megan Marshack......I recall the NY dailies had a grand time skewering Nelson!!!
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03-17-2012, 08:21 PM
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Have a great time and come back to be annoying.
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At this very moment, I am taking off my Happy Go Fast Boat Hat and putting back on my Annoying Hat!
It is great to be home with a smile on my face!
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03-17-2012, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by bigtex
At this very moment, I am taking off my Happy Go Fast Boat Hat and putting back on my Annoying Hat!
It is great to be home with a smile on my face!
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As far as we are concerned. You never took it off.
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03-17-2012, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jackie S
Yeh, I have bought my ATF a shit load of "books" in the past couple of years.
Heck, I am 2 years older than that guy who just croaked. Sarah and I have a date tomorrow, so I better check my vitals before she climbs on board.
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My advice: don't check your heart, have an iron clad will and fuck three providers at once.
Dying in an old folks home or hospice is no way for a man to go out.
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