Pussy Myths

[Guest041413-2]

I remember my first time seeing pussy. It was in a magazine (my Uncle's) and I was 5 or 6 at the time...scared the living shit out of me, LOL. Dropped the magazine, but the images of those sexy bodies over-powered my "WTF" moment and I soon learned just how beautiful pussy is over the years of magazines, girlfriends (dry humping stuff) then graduating to porn! So, there was little time if any for any pussy myths in my world, as I already did my research at an early age. LMAO!

Worst Myths that were out there amongst the boys:

Pussy's have bad breath? Don't ask, I never and still don't get that one!
Old Pussy is dry and stretched? Old to us at the time was like late 20's, crazy right! Now, fisting might cause some permanent damage, but humans come out of 'em! Fucking sure isn't gonna do that!
Pussy will put you in a trance. Ok, that one I do believe, somewhat,
If I think of more, I'll share, TFF.
I've heard ethnic ones that not only are not true, but I won't even repeat that IG shit either.

[PODarkness]

If you stick your cock in a pussy while under water, you won't be able to get it out due to suction.

[rrabbit6926]

Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou

My vagina has teeth but it's well-trained and always on it's best behavior lol

That just gave me an idea for a porn movie title " Hookers from Hell" If you don't saitisfy them they will rip your dick off with there pussy jaws

[tuckahoe]

Originally posted by CharlesTudor 2005:

• Pussies are like sttel traps. Once you get in, you can only get out if the lady wants. Otherwise you're trapped.
• Once you're in the pussy, and she wraps her legs around you, there's no getting away. She has you trapped for good.

I could get out, but why would I want to?

A lot of guys have told me pussy smells like fish and they wouldn't eat it.
They are either liars or they have picked the wrong women!

[AdventureAdams]

Originally Posted by tuckahoe

A lot of guys have told me pussy smells like fish and they wouldn't eat it.
They are either liars or they have picked the wrong women!

Yes their tongue unfortunately landed on the wrong pussy.

[canuckvic]

Eating pussy will put hair on your chest. If that happens lift your head up and check your surroundings, it probably isn't pretty.