Whats not so great about Carl?

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

In what context would someone use either of those 'p' words, other than trying to be a pretentious douche?

I'm genuinely curious. I'm gonna take a graduate entrance exam in June and need to know how to learn all them pretty words quick -- hopefully without having to do something crazy like take up reading 19th century novels.

Why, when you're trying to be a loquacious douche. Or perhaps a garrulous reprobate.


That's a pretty short time frame in which to prodigiously expand one's vocabulary. I don't think there's much you can do beyond hiring an expensive private tutor.

The only feasible short cut would be a quick study of common Latin & Greek roots which would allow you to make edumacated guesses at what unknown words likely mean by comparing them to roots of words that are the multiple choice answer options on the test.

[Sensual Sophia]

Originally Posted by Carl

That's a pretty short time frame in which to prodigiously expand one's vocabulary. I don't think there's much you can do beyond hiring an expensive private tutor.

Can you be my tutor?

[Carl]

Hmmmmmmm. As the blind man said, "Well, let me see ... "

[knotty man]

Originally Posted by Carl

I banged my teacher real good and she promoted me. Of course, I was already 19. It really was time for me to move on to junior high.

sad thing is.....werent you "home schooled". just yankn ur chain bro

[txtraveler07]

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

Thanks Carl. I love how you italicized those words as if they weren't English because they may as well NOT be. I had to look up those first two 'p' words and was pleasantly surprised to find they were compliments rather than insults. Thanks baby!

In what context would someone use either of those 'p' words, other than trying to be a pretentious douche?

I'm genuinely curious. I'm gonna take a graduate entrance exam in June and need to know how to learn all them pretty words quick -- hopefully without having to do something crazy like take up reading 19th century novels.

My mom used to tell me I was perspicacious, but she was an English teacher and used all kinds of big words. She also used words like pusillanimous, anathema, concordantly, facetious, bellicose, etc. When I was eight. She doesn't really do that any more, so I think she did it because I had a habit of looking up the words she used and then reading the dictionary for an extended period of time (and of course I couldn't bother her while I was busy reading). I still read the dictionary sometimes when I go to look something up, but that's probably just my ADD kicking in.

In answer to your query, if you want to do well, you'll need to overcome your sesquipedalophobia by assiduously and fastidiously studying the dictionary and hope you don't suffer from lethologica on test day, though I hear you're quite indefatigable, so I'm sure you're up to the task. I hope you won't execrate me or think me garrulous or abstruse--I'm normally quite taciturn in person and would hate to think this ostentatious lexical display might cost me the opportunity to someday behold your supernal curves in person.

P.S. Or you could just become friends with several pretentious douches and look up whatever words they use that you don't know. I'm available if you ever need a "language lesson." No charge.

[runswithscissors]

I am getting dizzy watching the cat.............

[JennsLolli]

He isn't vocal enough when he cums and he makes me feel like an asshole for grinding away on a limpy. And yeah, that dumb cat avatar.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by JennsLolli

He isn't vocal enough when he cums and he makes me feel like an asshole for grinding away on a limpy. And yeah, that dumb cat avatar.

Sorry for not being responsive enough to suit your taste but the bus driver specifically asked us to keep the noise to a minimum after the family sitting next to us complained. And you'd lose your erection, too, if you saw the way their great-grandmother was looking at my junk and licking her lips.

[SofaKingFun]

He leaves skid-marks on the chairs and then changes places with people so he can loudly pass the blame onto others to the waitresses.

He thincks that he's right 98% of the time and doesn't give a flip about the other 5%.

Tom is his only friend.

He steals soiled undies from people's hampers.

He uses big words to hide the fact that taint is really his favorite.

He uses a cat in his avatar in an effort to overcome Ailurophobia.

He likes saying fish sticks really fast because it sounds like fish dicks and that makes him giggle.

When exiting an elevator, he pushes all of the other floor's buttons just before walking out. .

He continually stares at a person's mouth when they are talking to him and then wipes his until he can get them to do the same.

His boyfriend doesn't like him because he caught him faking an orgasm once when he started spitting on his back.

But mainly I don't like Carl because I don't thinck that he has to use Google as much as me.






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[Carl]

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Tom is his only friend.

Yeah, Tom's my only friend ... on facebook.

[Maxeen Monroe]

He offered to show me what they do in band camp with flutes.

[TaylorMaiden29]

He moans too loud when he's behind the glory hole.

[Artie Lange]

I still don't like him.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by TaylorMaiden29

He moans too loud when he's behind the glory hole.

That is fucked up funny...........he's ok by the Fucking prophet.

[Guest101211-2]

Well we all know Carl
He doesn’t complain or snarl
About having a short stub
He does get it rubb’d
In the tub, and even in the pub
But now it’s all gnarled!