Whats not so great about Carl?

[Artie Lange]

Then tape a magnifying glass to the milk carton.

[CaseyTaylor]

....because Carl is not a dick

[Sensual Sophia]

I don't like all them big fancy words he uses.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by CaseyTaylor

....because Carl is not a dick

That's true. I'm a pussy. After all .... (wait for it...) ... you are what you eat. *rimshot* Thank you, ladies & gentlemen. I'll be here all week.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

I don't like all them big fancy words he uses.

Look, toots, just because I called you pulchritudinous and perspicacious is no reason to get all bellicose about it.

And if anybody thinks toots is a degrading term for a woman, I was comparing her to Frederick "Toots" Hibbert, the frontman for the legendary seminal Jamaican band, Toots & the Maytals, who influenced the reggae, ska and rocksteady musical genres.

[Miss Sophie Bella]

Carl, you're enjoying this way too much.

[Ready2Rock]

Sweaty armpits. Garlic breath. But worst is a limited vocabulary. How did this guy get past sixth grade?

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Miss Sophie Bella

Carl, you're enjoying this way too much.

I am a man of simple pleasures.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Ready2Rock

How did this guy get past sixth grade?

I banged my teacher real good and she promoted me. Of course, I was already 19. It really was time for me to move on to junior high.

[Monk Rasputin]

I have heard that there is a thread about Carl in the PIE. About how he asks Adorables to indulge him in "Dutch Oven," aka "Fart Blanche."

Monk

[Carl]

Originally Posted by Monk Rasputin

I have heard that there is a thread about Carl in the PIE. About how he asks Adorables to indulge him in "Dutch Oven," aka "Fart Blanche."

Monk

Security! Security! Somebody's been leaking confidential intelligence to a Russian agent!

[ferdburf]

I'm not even speaking to him anymore. He left the onions off my burger last time I was there.

[Carl]

Originally Posted by ferdburf

I'm not even speaking to him anymore. He left the onions off my burger last time I was there.

Hey! That wasn't my fault! That was my kid, Carl, Jr. And I'm pretty sure he's not even mine. The little bastard is too tall and good-looking.

[Sensual Sophia]

Originally Posted by Carl

Look, toots, just because I called you pulchritudinous and perspicacious is no reason to get all bellicose about it.

Thanks Carl. I love how you italicized those words as if they weren't English because they may as well NOT be. I had to look up those first two 'p' words and was pleasantly surprised to find they were compliments rather than insults. Thanks baby!

In what context would someone use either of those 'p' words, other than trying to be a pretentious douche?

I'm genuinely curious. I'm gonna take a graduate entrance exam in June and need to know how to learn all them pretty words quick -- hopefully without having to do something crazy like take up reading 19th century novels.

[78704]

Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia

In what context would someone use either of those 'p' words, other than trying to be a pretentious douche?

Beautiful and smart? Why, around you.