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Little Stevie · 03-03-2012, 07:29 PM

So the secret Obama tax increase on everybody is not going to fund placing a personal, in-home government searcher who intimately searches every single American even if they are married?

Essence, I love it when you explain things to COG.

LovingKayla · 03-03-2012, 07:53 PM

Is your way of spelling bologna an inside joke or do you really not know how to spell it essence?

Little Stevie · 03-03-2012, 08:13 PM

Most of us except "Poor I.B." allow a certain latitude with literary expressions that are commonly misspelled. Some writers actually use "baloney" to separate it from the mental picture of bologna.

In your case, Kayla, while we've never met, your reputation precedes you and would never be confused with that of a "baloney-whisperer" except maybe here in the Sandbox.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/baloney

IIFFOFRDB · 03-03-2012, 08:37 PM

Steven please do a cavity search on essence. I think s/he is packing. LOL

LovingKayla · 03-03-2012, 09:26 PM

Thanku Stevie. I have been known to whisper to some processed meat before.

I B Hankering · 03-03-2012, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Stevie

Most of us except "Poor I.B." allow a certain latitude with literary expressions that are commonly misspelled. Some writers actually use "baloney" to separate it from the mental picture of bologna.

In your case, Kayla, while we've never met, your reputation precedes you and would never be confused with that of a "baloney-whisperer" except maybe here in the Sandbox.

CuteOldGuy · 03-04-2012, 09:56 PM

So, Estench, you are ok with this, then. Just checking, because I'll bet you never had to pump milk out of your breasts in front of strangers to prove you weren't carrying a bomb, and since it didn't happen to you, it has never happened to anyone. So this is just another phony story. Why do people lie about this, when we know how kind and professional our TSA staffers are? Thanks for calling this fraud to our attention, Estench. Appreciated.

http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/307...t-pump-is-real

essence · 03-04-2012, 10:36 PM

'Every single' is not the same as 'one'.

How are your lines going CoG? Reached 1000 yet? I'm only saying, because clearly you need to write it out that many times before it starts to permeate your brain.

Nothing like lots of practice to reinforce the maths.

The only liquid which comes out of my breasts is blood, when my nipple gets sore and bleeds after running too far and forgetting to apply the vaseline.

Now, mentioning vaseline......

CuteOldGuy · 03-04-2012, 10:50 PM

LOL! Well I'm glad you are happy with the government protecting you, Estench. May you always be safe. LOL!

dilbert firestorm · 03-05-2012, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CuteOldGuy

LOL! Well I'm glad you are happy with the government protecting you, Estench. May you always be safe. LOL!

estench? ouch!