Visual clues

[Mr. Heffner]

I was sittign at NTB and checking out the ladies to pass time, and it accored to me that as I checked each ladie out I was making a snap judgement of them based on "visual Clues".

Here is some I came up with:

Gir with more than 2 piercings in ear: stuck in 90's and/or trailer trash
Girl with nose piercing: alternative, possibly lesbian
Girl with eyebrow piercing: trailer trash
Girl with pierced nose: alternative, voted Obama
Girl with multiple face piercings: easily maipulated, probably sexually confused
Girl with tattoo of name on neck: gangsta or has thug BF
Girl with large tramp stamp: easy lay,usually a drunk

Girl driving VW Beetle convertible: Sorority girl
Girl driving Mustang: Girl-next-door all American
Girl driving new style Camaro: sexy party girl fun to hang out with
Girl driving BMW: rich bitch/would never date me
Girl driving BMW convertible: model/stuck up
Girl driving older Corvette: tranny
Girl driving Subaru: tree hugger
Girl with short hair and no makeup driving Subaru: dyke
Girl driving Corvette: has sugar daddy
Girl driving older model Camaro/Firebird: trailer trash/stripper
Girl driving Jeep w/dog: outdoorsy, athletic, has jock BF
Girl driving pick up truck: country music lover, prob does meth on weekend, always late on rent

Girl with french manicure on toenails: stripper/good chance of having STD
Girl with red toenails: classy prob has wild streak BCD
Girl with no toenail polish: dyke
Girl with long fake nails w/designs: usually found drunk at 2am in parking lot of club just been fucked in backseat

Girl with real bleached out blonde hair: trailer trash
Girl with real bleached blonde hair & extensions: stripper
Girl with bleached hair w/dark roots: pussy stinks
Girl with short blue/purple/odd color hair: follows every trend no matter how stupid,has regular 3 somes with bar pickups

Care to add your own? Heff

[TexasGator]

I'm setting the Over/Under at 5 1/2 ladies here who will be less than appreciative of your "brandings." But, it sure will be entertaining.

[PSD]

Does that make the over/under 6 1/2?

Originally Posted by TexasGator

I'm setting the Over/Under at 5 1/2 ladies here who will be less than appreciative of your "brandings." But, it sure will be entertaining.

[daarakan]

Originally Posted by

Gir with more than 2 piercings in ear: stuck in 90's and/or trailer trash
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Girl with nose piercing: alternative, possibly lesbian[/color]
Girl with eyebrow piercing: trailer trash
Girl with pierced nose: alternative, voted Obama
Girl with multiple face piercings: easily maipulated, probably sexually confused
Girl with tattoo of name on neck: gangsta or has thug BF
Girl with large tramp stamp: easy lay,usually a drunk

are you trying to imply the POTUS is a lesbian? Or is there a subtle difference between nose piercing and pierced nose I ain't catching on to?

[Gator42]

Originally Posted by TexasGator

I'm setting the Over/Under at 5 1/2 ladies here who will be less than appreciative of your "brandings." But, it sure will be entertaining.

I'll take the over!

[ThatManFromTexas]

I just got a ride over to NTB from a girl with a nose piercing, two piercings in each ear, with short blond hair with magenta and cyan tips, driving a Jeep Wrangler wearing, Daisy Mae cutoffs and a wife beater tee and large natural , bodacious tata's with no bra and legs that went on forever .. oh, yea and had a great dog named Max. I thanked her for giving an old ugly guy like me a lift and she said no problem... you should have seen the guy hanging out in here earlier eye balling all the women... then she said, "I could tell by looking at him he hasn't been laid in a while." I asked how she could tell and she said,

1. Guys with calluses on their right hand and an over developed bicep on their right arm... haven't been laid in a while.

2. Guys who adjust their crotch in public... and don't see what is wrong with that... haven't touched any one elses private parts in a while.

3. Guys that point to their car when you ask them to tell you about themselves .... have concerns with inadequacies.

4. Guys who judge womens appearances by comparing them to the photo shopped pics in his spank magazine ... haven't been with a real woman in a while.

5. Guys who sit in NTB all day making preconceived judgements on women they do not know... will probably continue to be lonely.

[Mr. Heffner]

I forgot a few:

Girl driving new Jag convertible: mob boss girlfriend
Girl driving older model Jag convertible: hooker
Girl driving new Audi(but the cheapest model): mob boss attorneys girlfriend

Girl on Vespa: only fucks guys wearing sandals and chuka beads named Larry
Girl on Harley: has fucked so many guys she's lost count

[PSD]

Careful TMFT, right or wrong, someone might be eyeing a WK label for ya...

[pyramider]

Wow

I have never been good at picking up the clues. We all need to print and carry with us at all times.

[Htowner]

You will never get laid

[CivilBarrister]

Originally Posted by Htowner

You will never get laid

Not for free anyway!

[internet_inventor2]

I thought that was funny and what is funnier is everyone acting like they don't think similiar things, lol. Come on, it is a joke, laugh a little.... Just like when we see a really short guy hop out of a jacked up hummer or truck ..... Tall guy in a tiny car ... Bumper stickers on cars.....

[houstonguy09]

What you have said may be true or not but isn't that some sort of PREJUDICE ?

[tikkler33]

Originally Posted by houstonguy09

What you have said may be true or not but isn't that some sort of PREJUDICE ?

It ain't prejudice if it's true, IMHO.

BTW, this one:

Girl with bleached hair w/dark roots: pussy stinks

Is TFF.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Dude with pic of hot guy as avatar (that is not him) that posts stereotypes: LOSER
Dudes that name themselves after guys he will NEVER be: HUMONGOUS LOSER
Dude that scratches his nuts all the time: CRABS!
Dudes that describe their location as "uptown" : GAY!!

Did I leave any out? JUST SAYIN!!