The Man with the Penis Tattoo

[DallasRain]

http://news.menshealth.com/the-man-w...oo/2012/01/18/

[Imbb]

Ouch!!!!!! I will never do that. Plus if something happened between us that will be more pain for a cover up.....

[Guest030824]

Dee I was in the Army with a Sergent that had his stripes tattooed on his Wang just so he could pull his rank more often.

[RichardGozenya]

there was the tale of a gent,who had "Little Rock"
tattoo'd on his penis.....

sometimes it read "Little Rock High School Marching Band",
as the story goes

[bjameson33]

Or one that says "Shorty."

When he gets aroused, it says, "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico."

[charlestudor2005]

I've thought about getting one, even looked at google pics of them. But what to get? And the pain of putting it on? And the pain of taking it off?

Maybe I'll get one that says, "This is an optical illusion...I'm really 9" long and 7" thick." Only problem, it would have to be done in 2 pt type and come with a magnifying glass. lol

[DallasRain]

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/embar_faq.htm

[MsKriss4Play]

I found a pic of a chick with the head of a cock at her lower stomach as if it was busting out. The pic is graphic with a cock inside her as if it was ripping through to her other side. I don't think I can post it here... but what imagination and the art work was 'life like'.

There's several floating around of women tattooing thier lips to look like something else. The popular 'Homer Simpson' pic comes to mind.

It's all amusing but a cock and a vaja ja is beautiful, why spoil it.

[txcwby6]

Ummmmm...no.
HELL no!!
Although I have seen pictures showing men that have had extraordinarily large metal rings place thru their cocks. I suddenly want to say nice things to my rather unassuming member.

[DallasRain]

Originally Posted by bjameson33

Or one that says "Shorty."

When he gets aroused, it says, "Shorty's Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico."

[ezgoindude]

A couple are on their honeymoon in Jamaica. While there the groom decides to get a tattoo of this wife's name on his cock. A few days latter the guy is getting drinks at the bar on a nude beach. This big Jamaican guy notices the tattoo and says, "Hey, mon. I think we have the same tattoo."

The guy says, "Oh yeah, is your wife's name Wendy too?"

The Jamaican replies, "No, mine say, Welcome to Jamaica, mon. Have a nice day."

Old joke.