Alert

[Flyboy182]

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, BJ's, and even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two smoking-hot, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Feb. 1st & 4th, likely twice on the 8th, 16th, 20th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.


So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores.


Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.

Please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon)

[TechOne]

ROFLMAO...I just blew a sip of wine up my nose...funny, very funny. Rushing out to BestBuy right now!

[Sweet N Little]

lmao, thanks for looking out for everyone flyboy! TFF

[Ginger Doll]

SnL & I want to know which parking lots the girl's brothers are hanging out in.

Our cars are messy, too.

[Sweet N Little]

Originally Posted by Ginger Doll

SnL & I want to know which parking lots the girl's brothers are hanging out in.

Our cars are messy, too.

I think it was Mickey D's, where the girls must be spending the proceeds from all those wallets.

[Guest051814]

You two are soooooooo baddddddd!

[CPT Savajo]

How many times have you had your wallet stolen from these ladies? It sounds like a Guiness Book of World Records. Why is pocket rocket science such a difficult subject, it's because I'm not a ja ja genius. By the way were is this parking lot? My winshield is in need of a serious cleaning!

Knowing your wallets been picked from your pocket that many times, I'd almost say that you welcomed the thievery. C'mon Flyboy, how many times are you going to stick your ding-dong in a mouse trap only to expect a different result? Thats insanity!

[Ginger Doll]

Originally Posted by ricochet72120

You two are soooooooo baddddddd!

Yup! Being good isn't any fun.