Holy shit . i forgot the white envelope

[mrbig2284]

i know this is a stupid question...... but what the hell do you do if you forgot the white envelope, that ur supposed to put the donations. what if i was all ready on the road when i booked my appointment?????????

[79pudgiver]

Ummm, seriously dude it doesn't matter. Trust me all they care about is getting the money.

[mrbig2284]

lol i know i just had to ask.... i was reading a providers ad on here and they had it in all caps. so i had to ask.......lol... i was just thinking what if i put it in a mcdonald bag that i had in my truck or something.. i know most would ot turn u down...but i think i know a few on here that would...lol that shit be funny as hell

[Guest091010-2]

Hahahaha...well, if you don't have an envelope(I prefer Ivory or Ecru to White) personally engraved in gold ink with my name on it then I will kick you back out on the street buddy. I'm in this business for the envelopes! (J/K guys...please don't book a session and bring me a box of envelopes!)
Seriously, as a provider I couldn't care less about the manner in which a gentleman chooses to present his donation as long as it's relatively discreet and given in a polite way.

[mrbig2284]

Lol @ emily..... its good to know that some of us still find humor in the hobby...... that would be a hell of a good way to save on stationary.... lol u could put off depot out of business

[DallasRain]

Well if ya bring it in a McDonalds bag,ya better bring me a snack wrap & a coke with it...lol!!!


you can always stop along the way & get a small gift & gift bag...or else a cute card and hide it in there

seriously,it does not matter to me what ya put it in just as long as you bring it!

[stavinChain]

Originally Posted by 79pudgiver

Ummm, seriously dude it doesn't matter. Trust me all they care about is getting the money.

Word.

I've never done the 'white envelope' thing, and I've never had a provider kick me out for lack of an envelope.

[ANONONE]

Relax. . .it is not uncommon.

There are a few quick fixes that come to mind:

• Stop at a store and buy a greeting card.
• Look in your car for a piece of white note paper and wrap the money in it
• Go to an ATM machine as a last resort and get a deposit envelope
• Go to a restaurant drive thru, buy a gift card and ask them if they have an envelope or gift card holder
• Buy some flowers, then tuck the cash discreetly in the celophane/tissue wrapping
• Heck, buy a box of envelopes at the store and keep a few spares in your glove box mixed in with ATM envelopes so you are covered next time

There are all sorts of solutions--just do a bit of creative thinking.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

Originally Posted by ANONONE

Relax. . .it is not uncommon.

There are a few quick fixes that come to mind:

• Stop at a store and buy a greeting card.
• Look in your car for a piece of white note paper and wrap the money in it
• Go to an ATM machine as a last resort and get a deposit envelope
• Go to a restaurant drive thru, buy a gift card and ask them if they have an envelope or gift card holder
• Buy some flowers, then tuck the cash discreetly in the celophane/tissue wrapping
• Heck, buy a box of envelopes at the store and keep a few spares in your glove box mixed in with ATM envelopes so you are covered next time

There are all sorts of solutions--just do a bit of creative thinking.

WHAT HE JUST SAID!

[mrbig2284]

Thanks guys for not taking this too seriously...... it kinda made me think about the soup nazi from the show sienfield........lol ........ if she said " no pussy for you"....lol...... I woukd just die laughing..... and I know most providers don't care as long as its there...... but there will be one that will....and I am sure it will be funny as hell

[weebbadd]

Yea I've only used an envelope twice maybe three times over the last 11 years.
Just put down the cash. I have never had a complaint.

Money talks, Bullship walks.

[DallasRain]

Good points everyone!!

I really got a thrill from one regular client...he had made a greeting card designed to "fit my personality"....and had put the $ in with it----the special touches are so cool!!!!

[CRISTY-CUPPS]

I prefer the donation on the table fanned out Las Vegas style
-Kidding-
Envelopes are okay with me, but when meeting a new guy I always feel a little tacky opening the envelope to check it out like I dont trust him.

BUT we have all heard the escort urban legends about a empty envelope or
filled with paper, monopoly money...or of course being shorted.

So I prefer no envelope at all.

[mrbig2284]

I had something to say,but I started looking at dallas,s ass and forgot what it was.....damn dallas,s nice lil ass!!!!!!

[DallasRain]

Thanks Mr Big---you can spank it anytime you are ready{lol}....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Cristy--I had a guy in Oregon give me an envelope full of shredded paper..I did not check it till he left...SO GIRLS ALWAYS CHECK!!!