Masturbating funnies ...

[Secret Encounters]

OK so im dying to hear some funny stories about masturbating or something leading to it or just getting busted ...

As usual here i go first .. well a friend of mine in high school had taken me to mega plexxx and i was so excited to go bc i was amazed by her leopard print vibrator and wanted one for myself .. so we head off and get one but i was clueless as to what a good vibe was .. well anywho we go in and out and head to her house .. we get in and sneak the bag in my purse and start opening the box.. she has the door locked in case mom n her pops were to come in .. so she starts to say i really like urs and glad u got one .. now we can use it on each other. Well we start to fondle on the outside and next thing u know we hear a knock on the door and were like ohh shit .. well we turn the vibrator off and she throws hers in her side drawer and i throw mine under the bed .. So she gets up quickly and opens the door and moms like whats going on girls .. and making small talk next thing i know i hear bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz!! and her mom was like whats that ..lmao i said its my PAGER ..lol.. its in my purse .. .. i leaned down and took out the batteries so fast ... lol .. she was like was it ur mom dear .. im like .. ohhh ahem... yea .. ..

well let the story telling begin ..

lexxxi

[tallgeese]

Fortunately I never got caught. Came close but avoided that problem. Though my brother did find my stash of Swedish porn and ragged on me for it. Kept calling me the Swedish Chef.

I love how comedian Dave Attel says that if you get caught there's nothing you can do to play it off. Not even the Fonz was that cool.

[Guest081519]

Originally Posted by tallgeese

... Though my brother did find my stash of Swedish porn and ragged on me for it. Kept calling me the Swedish Chef.

Sweed Erotica

Is The

Bork Bork Bork!

[tallgeese]

LOL....bork, bork

[Secret Encounters]

i remember when in high school i would of course send my self off to school and i remember one day i forgot to turn off the iron and my cat was very mischevious and wasnt sure if he would knock it over so i had to call my mom to call tell her what i did and then on top of that i couldnt remember if i put my MB toys away .. along with HER porn,..lmfao .. so busted ..