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Originally Posted by SkylarCruzWantsYou
the difference between bacon and sex is- there is no such thing as bad bacon.
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This may be the most brilliant thing I've ever read.
I love bacon. One of the best sessions I ever had with my now retired ATF involved her cooking breakfast before our session. There is a local restaurant that serves green chili honey bacon and let me tell you it's beyond incredible. My ATF figured out how to make it and called me to tell me she had a surprise. We scheduled an early morning visit so we would have plenty of time before I went to work. When I tried the bacon it was incredible, it was just like the restaurant's. Best part was after we finished BCD; she scrambled back to the kitchen and brought back a plate with 4 slices that she left warm in her oven. It was better than smoking a cigarette afterwards.
So yeah, I really love bacon.