safety check?

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by bigdeal

Reporting for duty....hey why does "bigdeal" start in lower case....Is it cause of my little %#$&

Glad to hear you're still on board! Just a typo, the anticipation of starting duty has me excited!

[ElumEno]

Originally Posted by scorpio31

It's just a guess, but we'll probably put you in charge of the lube and batteries to start with.

Batteries - Now your talking... taking inventory now.

☑ 2 cases of D.
☑ 4 cases of C.
☑ 2 cases of AA.
☑ 1 case of AAA.
☑ 1 case of 6V (We will find a use)

Okay I think I have the Batteries covered for the first hour or so...

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by ElumEno

Okay I think I have the Batteries covered for the first hour or so...

Cool! Now, stock up on "Platinum Wet" lube and we're ready to go!

[Guest121212]

Originally Posted by myfiat

I WAS talkin LE wise, you're good!

Well . . . yeah, okay. In that case, refer to my previous post. LOL

Kisses,

- Jackie

[KCQuestor]

Originally Posted by myfiat

I WAS talkin LE wise, you're good!

OK then. My bad!

Personally, I can't imagine a sting where the LE actually gave you a massage before asking for a tip for extras. So if a girl has spent 20-40 minutes massaging you, you can probably assume she isn't a cop.

But if you were asking about "safety checks" before other types of encounters (rather than massages), listen to the voices of experience above. Do your research, see well-reviewed girls who screen properly, and don't think that a cop check will protect you.

[MsElena]

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check?

[BigDeal]

Originally Posted by MsElena

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check?

ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!

I mean me me me me me

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by MsElena

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check?

First of all, thanks for the advice on the batteries, we apppreciate the help!

Secondly, and more importantly, because it is you, we held a brief conference call and I believe just about everyone on the team wants to "pat you down"!

[catnipdipper]

You and I are finished Mr Scorio or Mr Scorpio31. I would not participate even if you now begged me.

Through finished finito over done fried ciao

[Guest090920]

Calm down, CND, we can definitely make room for you on this elite team! Jeez, malwoody told me you'd probably be upset! I should have listened, but you know how he goes on and on and on....



Would you prefer to perform these safety checks on blonds, brunettes or redheads?

[catnipdipper]

Yes

[MsElena]

Originally Posted by scorpio31

First of all, thanks for the advice on the batteries, we apppreciate the help!

Secondly, and more importantly, because it is you, we held a brief conference call and I believe just about everyone on the team wants to "pat you down"!

You're welcome.

On the second matter......I'm scared.

[ElumEno]

Originally Posted by MsElena

Elum,

You better make it at least 4 cases of AA and AAA. Most toys take those batteries. Well, at least mine do.

So, who do I talk to about a pat down......eerrrr I mean, safety check?

That is very good to know.. Hear I thought it was the 'C' size..

Originally Posted by scorpio31

First of all, thanks for the advice on the batteries, we apppreciate the help!

Secondly, and more importantly, because it is you, we held a brief conference call and I believe just about everyone on the team wants to "pat you down"!

Also discussed during are brief conference call was how aften we will need to "pat you down",
and after lots of discussion we have decided we will have to do weekly "pat downs",
just in case you get ummmm compromised yeah that's it.. remember it's for all our safety.

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by catnipdipper

You and I are finished Mr Scorio or Mr Scorpio31. I would not participate even if you now begged me.

Through finished finito over done fried ciao

[Guest090920]

Originally Posted by MsElena

On the second matter......I'm scared.

I don't blame you. However, let me point out that our team is not only experienced in this sort of thing, but also known for providing customer satisfaction, if you know what I mean! Besides, aren't you the "kitten with a whip?"