On 33rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me . . . 33 used frozen condoms, 32 new new LA hobbyists with no reviews to post in national, 31 Greek provider phone numbers that are having a Christmas sale, 30 prepaid sessions, 29 banana flavored condoms, 28 free trial packs of Cialis , 27 great big hairy pussies, 26 glass toilets (ewww), 25 licks of my lingum, 24 reasons to not have sex with me, 23 empty promises of eternal sex and love, 22 kryptonite cock rings, 21 preop trannies, 20 Herpes Cold Sore Patches,19 very worried gerbils, 18 purple TS dinosaur jump suits, 17 Fake Orgasms, the talk to the hand resulting in 16 giant fisting dildos, 15 PMSing love dolls, 14 fiesty, fertilized, horny farm girls, 13 stuttering phone sex girls,Twelve midgets wrestling, Eleven ladies licking, 10 tablespoons of cum sauce, Nine BBBJ's, Eight not to good Pornos, Seven sisters sucking, Six sexy cum swilling sluts, Five provider orgasms, Four dicks ah swinging, three providers fucking, two love gloves, one HJ and a partridge in a pear tree.
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